Merle Haggard - I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Draaank!!
(www.youtube.com)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaySWdg7gBcBecause here I am, shivering on a boat, drinking.
When I have a warm house and a loving wife waiting for me. WTF is wrong with me?!
I think I'll just stay here and drank!