Explaining to furries, in ebonics, about the jews.
(4Chan)https://www.anondraw.comBonus points for
1. not telling people to kill themselves (laziness)
2. getting them to endorse fascism
3. having them denounce jews or marxists
4. getting them to express doubts
5. making them believe you're black or some other ethnicity.
KEYWORD GUIDE FOR THOSE WHO DONT SPRACHE EN DER NEGRO:
they: dey
that: dat
with: wit, wit it
with you: witchu, wit chu
the: teh, duh, ta
school: skool
hating: hatin'
for real: 4 real, fur real, fur reel
you: u, yu
I would like to fight with you good sir: wassup! wassup! wassup!
hold up: hol up. hol up. (twice)
violent street offenders: yuts, youths, yoots
these streets: deez skreets
these: deez
end any sentence, and/or incorporate it with:
'bro', 'fam', 'lit', 'fire', 'represent!' for double play of the day.
fictional cities you're from:
cincinnatti
chicongo
nyc
'philly'
detroit
cleveland
baltimore
wakanda.
+10 points for selling it.
favorite drinks:
colt .45, baby thats all we need. + 150 points and a large soda.
TIPS
1. when you're losing them because you just called something they drew gay, follow it with a compliment about something else.
2. ask who the artists are, show interest.
3. follow it with more 'ignorance' for maximum uncertainty from the crowd
4. when they ask why you came to anondraw, be sure to tell em "cuz i like art.'
5. when they take offense because you again called something gay, just say "no hatin. i just call it way it iz fam. fur real. how we talk where im from yo.'
etc
6. end the conversation after a while, with some fact about jews.
"jews want you to chop off your balls, or tits, because they know you'll never pass, and they want you to grow up bitter forever-alone radical marxists."
7. enjoy living rent free in their heads for the next six hours.
