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2Drunk
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2Drunk 3 points 9 months ago

They stole the footage.

or

Nobody wants to see expired farm equipment twerk.

Pick one.


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2Drunk 5 points 9 months ago

You can fight back.

It's as simple as gluing a penny to the middle of a cross walk.


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2Drunk 1 point 9 months ago*

The only safe food is that you grow or raise yourself.


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2Drunk 1 point 9 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTS2fd3kE9I

This was just the first one I found. Our food is fucked!


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2Drunk 0 points 9 months ago

Best tasting or best DIE bullshit? I don't want my pizza to be edgy, different, or exciting. I just want my pizza to taste good and not give me food poisoning.


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2Drunk 2 points 9 months ago

God damn jews. This song is about rape isn't it. We need to ....


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2Drunk 2 points 9 months ago

When movies started to become unbearable to watch.


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2Drunk 0 points 9 months ago

Just because it tastes good does not mean it's good for you.

But I guess you're one to trust the science without looking at the science.


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2Drunk 0 points 9 months ago

They do look fluffy. The abbos use them to wipe?


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2Drunk 1 point 9 months ago

They also cook with gutter oil. It's hard to gain weight when you're constantly shitting yourself.

I went to an Asian country and the first few days i had severe food poisoning even though I didn't drink the water.


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2Drunk 4 points 9 months ago

Our food is absolutely crap. I try to cook my own food but sometimes I don't have the time to meal prep.

Those blocks of lunch meat... It's not natural and not a clean slice of the animal. How can you have a beach ball size block of turkey with no bones?


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2Drunk 1 point 9 months ago

That's not food. Doubt rats or cockroaches would even eat that shit.


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2Drunk 4 points 9 months ago

And then it ate the koala?

Koala flu incoming?


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2Drunk 0 points 9 months ago

I pay my mortgage on the first every month even though it's not late until the 15th. I caught they raised by escrow on the 2nd and paid the remaining due. They sent me a letter on the second saying an incomplete mortgage payment. I'm going to have to call those jews to tell them their jews and I was not late on my payments.


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2Drunk 0 points 9 months ago

I wouldn't brag about having a cumback story like Kim Kardashian. But we all know what you are like by now.


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2Drunk 1 point 9 months ago

Ask the mudshark if she has a tat for every abortion it has had. Like how fighter pilots mark their kills.


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2Drunk 2 points 9 months ago

Why no set building on fire?


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2Drunk 6 points 9 months ago

And then it catches on fire. You edited the best part out.


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2Drunk 3 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah? And how many "immigrants" have they killed?


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2Drunk 0 points 9 months ago

That cunt got eaten by her cats. It's just sad to continually hear you pine after her.

At least make it mildly enjoyable.


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2Drunk 4 points 9 months ago

You missed one.

Women don't get to vote.


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2Drunk 6 points 9 months ago

Will they wake up and realize he was put in power by the CIA. Could they go even further and realize the CIA was created by the jews?


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2Drunk 2 points 9 months ago

I don't use windows for anything anymore except work because I have to. I'm able to play the games I want to play and do just about everything else I ask of it. Some webpages don't work but that could be because of my VPN but fuck them, I didn't want to see their DIE shit anyways.


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