Lesbian Space Witches Make Babies...
(www.youtube.com)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbRch76dkyY...with the expected hilarious results.
My own, off the cuff, first reaction?
This has got to be the single most based Star Wars universe episode EVER.
Even in a galaxy far, far away, niglets STILL don't have fathers.
It as much as flat out states that two women CANNOT create life WITHOUT scissoring them into existence using dark witchcraft, and that a fatherless home always leads to unstable murderous children and a complete breakdown of the family. Good job based kathleen kennedy.
It's fitting that the assassin is an entitled brat, the force child of two lesbian space witches, who starts a fire, and kills everyone (because burning down your own coven in a temper tantrum just screams "fatherless behavior") then blames everyone but herself. Who would have thunk it?
Just in case you didn’t notice, the plot of this show is that she now wants to kill the four Jedi to get revenge for the fire THAT SHE STARTED.
It was educational. I learned that stone is highly flammable, Anakin's birth meant absolutely nothing at all, the force is a thread, and Star Wars was always actually meant to be a musical.
(They couldn't even come up with a cool chant. This is going to make people long for the good old days of the "Star Wars Holiday Special.")
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Diverse Lesbians were furiously scissoring and were suddenly emboldened. I fear something terrible has happened" - Obi-Wan (probably)
Update:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yofjGi6LOVc 
