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#St. Anthony of Padua June 13th | Saint of the Day

Saint Anthony was born Fernando Martins in Lisbon, Portugal. He was born into a wealthy family and by the age of fifteen asked to be sent to the Abbey of Santa Cruz in Coimbra, the then capital of Portugal. During his time in the Abbey, he learned theology and Latin.

Following his ordination to the priesthood, he was named guestmaster and was responsible for the abbey's hospitality. When Franciscan friars settled a small hermitage outside Coimbra dedicated to Saint Anthony of Egypt, Fernando felt a longing to join them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbRch76dkyY

...with the expected hilarious results.

My own, off the cuff, first reaction?

This has got to be the single most based Star Wars universe episode EVER.

Even in a galaxy far, far away, niglets STILL don't have fathers.

It as much as flat out states that two women CANNOT create life WITHOUT scissoring them into existence using dark witchcraft, and that a fatherless home always leads to unstable murderous children and a complete breakdown of the family. Good job based kathleen kennedy.

It's fitting that the assassin is an entitled brat, the force child of two lesbian space witches, who starts a fire, and kills everyone (because burning down your own coven in a temper tantrum just screams "fatherless behavior") then blames everyone but herself. Who would have thunk it?

Just in case you didn’t notice, the plot of this show is that she now wants to kill the four Jedi to get revenge for the fire THAT SHE STARTED.

It was educational. I learned that stone is highly flammable, Anakin's birth meant absolutely nothing at all, the force is a thread, and Star Wars was always actually meant to be a musical.
(They couldn't even come up with a cool chant. This is going to make people long for the good old days of the "Star Wars Holiday Special.")

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Diverse Lesbians were furiously scissoring and were suddenly emboldened. I fear something terrible has happened" - Obi-Wan (probably)

Update: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yofjGi6LOVc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqobUY-_lek

#St. John of Sahagun June 12th | Saint of the Day

John Gonzales de Castrillo was born at Sahagun, Leon Spain. He was educated by the Benedictine monks of Fagondez monastery there and when twenty, received a canonry from the bishop of Burgos, though he already had several benefices. He was ordained in 1445; concerned about the evil of pluralism, he resigned all his benefices except that of St. Agatha in Burgos. He spent the next four years studying at the University of Salamanca and then began to preach. In the next decade he achieved a great reputation as a preacher and spiritual director, but after recovering after a serious operation, became an Augustinian friar in 1463 and was professed the following year. He served as master of novices, definitor, prior at Salamanca, experienced visions, was famous for his miracles, and had the gift of reading men's souls.

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