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I'm a stupid goyim, can someone explain to me how the sun works?

submitted by Swej_Ehtsag to whatever 5 daysApr 8, 2026 18:02:14 ago (+4/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 18:15:39 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, see. It's bouncing off the Artemis 2 and illuminating the earth and the moon, retard. Trust the science, nasa definitely knows way more than us simpletons.

Seriously though, I think they're rubbing our noses in it.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 5 daysApr 8, 2026 19:36:04 ago (+1/-0)

You just need to wait for the Netflix adaptation.

[ - ] JoesLegHair 1 point 5 daysApr 8, 2026 19:40:38 ago (+1/-0)

I may be out of the loop but I don't see this photo on NASA's website. Is anyone other then social media reporting this as a real photo?

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag [op] 0 points 4 daysApr 9, 2026 10:59:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, this might be a fake.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag [op] 1 point 5 daysApr 8, 2026 18:16:21 ago (+2/-1)

A few more questions:

1. Haven't we been told they have sent up multitudes of unmanned satellites to take images of the moon, doesn't Google maps have a moon map? Why is this the first picture of this spot, shouldn't there be hundreds of pictures of this exact spot?

2. Why are they taking pictures through a fucking window with a camera? I'm pretty sure if they can build unmanned ships to photograph the moon, then they could mount a camera outside the ship? Why in the fuck would they leave it up to the astronaut to hold a camera in his hands and shoot pictures out the window?

3. Why does nothing they fucking do regarding space ever make any logical fucking sense when we are constantly told they hire the "smartest people" to work there. I'm an idiot goyim and can easily see in seconds how stupid all of these decisions are.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 2 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 18:37:54 ago (+2/-0)

It's like they make up the science once you ask questions

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 20:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

It's not the first picture, I don't imagine.

No. They can't mount a camera outside the heat shield of the spave capsule to take a picture.

Try being less skeptically retarded. It really isn't that hard to answer these questions with a little thought.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag [op] 0 points 4 daysApr 9, 2026 11:01:06 ago (+0/-0)

Weird, how did the Voyager 1 take that picture of earth, did they hire a midget with a camera and his bones are now floating through the heliosphere?

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 4 daysApr 9, 2026 11:25:53 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, retard nigger, when is voyager 1 expected to re-enter earths atmosphere that it would need a heat shield like Artemis carrying 4 people?

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag [op] 0 points 4 daysApr 9, 2026 15:50:04 ago (+0/-0)

Are you saying that they can put a window in a spaceship that will survive reentry but there is no conceivable way to have a spot anywhere on the spaceship to mount a camera, even behind the exact same type of glass used for the window?

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 4 daysApr 9, 2026 19:10:34 ago (+0/-0)

I'm saying it's far, far easier to put a window in for everyone to look out, than it is to put in a window and a camera. Why mount a camera when you people who can move the camera any way they want?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 5 daysApr 8, 2026 18:16:06 ago (+2/-1)

This isn't the pwn you think it is.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag [op] 1 point 5 daysApr 8, 2026 18:17:57 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for the explanation, you've cleared this up for all of us.

[ - ] Internet_Hate_Machine 0 points 5 daysApr 9, 2026 00:56:40 ago (+0/-0)

The thing about "fake space" is that it makes one acutally have to see it to believe it.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 5 daysApr 9, 2026 00:25:24 ago (+0/-0)

NASA is, and always has been, a PR company. Public-relations is nothing more than government funded truth suppression. I don't trust anything that I can't verify independently.

[ - ] MartinTimothy 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 23:06:14 ago (+0/-0)*

Well one as far as I know never before spoken of conundrum, is that as we see during eclipses the Sun and the Moon have the same apparent diameter as seen from Earth.

We believe that is not a mere coincidence, check the dark eclipse spots on planets Jupiter and Saturn on shots returned by various space craft.

The only way you can get a clean spot shot is when the eclipsing body has the same apparent diameter as per the Earth and Moon situ .. so it seems the extra planetary bodies are responding to the "music of the spheres" and have achieved a harmonic resonance with the Solar mass..

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 22:15:01 ago (+0/-0)

Light scatters?

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 22:14:07 ago (+0/-0)

Moon reflects light at the earth.

[ - ] DotRwhen 1 point 5 daysApr 9, 2026 01:04:56 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, well, you reflect the light of Christ, ASSHOLE!

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 5 daysApr 9, 2026 01:47:26 ago (+0/-0)

The miracle of the sun lol.

Aquinas the Fatima

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 21:26:03 ago (+0/-0)

It's nothing but an oversized sterno

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 20:22:49 ago (+0/-0)

You shouldn't ask "black bag" questions like this.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 20:16:09 ago (+0/-0)

A bright light can bend and bends more in a humid environment but can't make sharp, abrupt, bends, especially where there is no atmosphere.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 20:00:25 ago (+0/-0)

Gravity from shit tons of Hydrogen ions squish together to create a Helium ion.
The excess energy manifests a positron and neutrino.
The positron annihilates on contact with an electron and creates two photons.
The two photons bounce around inside the sun for thousands of years until it finally accidentally escapes and shoots off somewhere into space.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 18:10:58 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 18:09:06 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 daysApr 8, 2026 18:03:41 ago (+0/-0)

Plasma!? You have to oray to it too