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How should the clickbait shit spamming kike faggot ProudAmerican kill himself?

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to AskUpgoat 2 daysApr 8, 2026 10:29:34 ago (+15/-3)     (AskUpgoat)

The faggot is crying that he can't spam his garbage links anymore. He's going to be miserable until he ends it all. Let's help him pick the most appropriate method.


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[ - ] Kozel 13 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 11:29:25 ago (+13/-0)

- You won't believe how he should do it. BOMBSHELL report drops the Kraken on exactly how it will be done.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 7 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:17:42 ago (+7/-0)

LOL, perfect reply!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:40:33 ago (+5/-1)

I really try to avoid telling people to KYS on this site. But @proudamerican is a spammer who is obviously getting kickbacks for promoting certain sites. He never engages in debate because he doesn't care about this forum. It's just a job.

And worst of all, he promotes conservatard, pro-Israel articles in direct conflict with the ethos of this site!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 14:59:59 ago (+5/-0)

Pfft! with your reasoning, we can hate him just for being a dickbag.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 14:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

Don't be shy, Helena. What option did you vote? If you didn't, make a choice!

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:13:55 ago (+4/-0)

How about a long slow painful death from bad case of E. Coli from eating one of the users of conspirologist’s spam account’s ass.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 4 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:18:16 ago (+4/-0)

The slower and more painful, the better. ProudAmerican deserves it.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 3 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 11:38:51 ago (+3/-0)

Death won't suffice, put him in a room with Conspirologist for 30 minutes.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 5 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:12:02 ago (+5/-0)

I included that option.

drown himself in a tub of piss and shit

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 16:20:14 ago (+2/-0)

Irrelevant HOW, only that it happens. Same applies to P. Queeri.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 15:32:08 ago (+2/-0)

Hey there's No fck you option. Fck you !.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 14:58:13 ago (+2/-0)

I was deeply and emotionally torn between "take a bath in gasoline, light himself on fire" OR "get raped by fags until he gets AIDS" but I eventually settled on the right one.

It was tough and I had to meditate on it to make sure.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 15:07:48 ago (+1/-0)

I wish ProudAmerican could somehow suffer all these fates and more simultaneously.

[ - ] KurtCobainsBrain 1 point 2 daysApr 9, 2026 05:28:00 ago (+1/-0)

I forgot all about him. I blocked him long ago.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 18:12:56 ago (+1/-0)

get raped by fags until he gets AIDS

he would like this

[ - ] BernieSunders 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 15:23:16 ago (+1/-0)

ProudAmerican was the only user I had blocked, but suicide is silly. Take out some trash with you if you're going. Voted 'sidelocks' because it's hilarious! Guess paul_neri is on deck.

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:50:18 ago (+2/-1)

@system we really need you to finally ban the faggot spammer.

I first reported him over 2 years ago!

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=65c6396da221b

He was temporarily locked from posting links then was unlocked for some unspoken reason: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=65c6396da221b&commentid=65d4d82fb1e7b

It's enough already.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 15:05:53 ago (+3/-0)

Stop, system doesn't need to ban him, he just needs us to let us go Old Voat on him.......

I get his argument about Freeze Peach, and he's right to a certain point until you consider the fact that allowing this type of speech is akin to approving of it in a way and WE DON'T APPROVE.

Release My Downvotes System, let them mean something. I promise I won't spend them all on dangus, not all of them. Okay a lot of them but NOT ALL.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 18:40:49 ago (+1/-1)

Exactly, make DVs mean something again would fix 99% of the sites shitspammers.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 18:58:43 ago (+1/-0)

And I'd downvote the shit out of you Dangus! You can't hide behind this unkle dugg alt forever, WE KNOW.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 19:44:35 ago (+1/-1)

Schizopost

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:47:52 ago (+2/-1)

He should have to try & rape a Honey Badger. No, scratch that! The Honey Badger would probably like that because Honey Badger don't give a shit.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:27:09 ago (+2/-1)

I blocked it months ago. I forgot he exists and I liked that better.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:41:17 ago (+2/-0)

He posts pro-Israeli shit.

[ - ] Lesion 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 11:41:29 ago (+3/-2)

lol, we're all on the same page.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 5 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:19:44 ago (+5/-0)

I was hoping for the screwdriver option to win.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 13:36:28 ago (+2/-0)

I voted for that one. I want to see a livestream of it.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 10:49:18 ago (+1/-0)

Alligators dont eat people

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:12:23 ago (+4/-0)

The hell they don’t!
The big ones don’t give a fuck what it is, if it’s smaller than they are- it’s fair game.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:14:47 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe youre just tiny

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 4 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 12:13:35 ago (+4/-0)

It's very rare but they will do it if provoked, defending territory, extremely hungry, etc.

[ - ] Eric_Fartwell 0 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 16:16:28 ago (+0/-0)

The same way you should. Finger poppin each other's assholes.

[ - ] PrettyBlueEyes 0 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 13:34:01 ago (+0/-0)

A vote for a long life with no Internet ever again.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 2 daysApr 8, 2026 13:31:52 ago (+1/-1)

Ignore him