There seem to be less people than normal on upgoat today - Upgoat

There seem to be less people than normal on upgoat today
submitted by NoEvidenceForHallOfCost to whatever 1 weekMar 2, 2026 15:22:36 ago (+20/-0) (whatever)

Maybe the others are busy with their military operation?

[ - ] GrayDragon 7 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 16:29:53 ago (+7/-0)

You try keeping a bot farm running with all these fucking Iranian missiles and drones knocking out my Internet connections. I got my 14.4K backup modems up and running finally, and so apparent participation should be returning to normal, albeit a little slow. You can thank me later.

[ + ] bossman131

[ - ] bossman131 2 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 16:52:36 ago (+2/-0)

They are flooding facebook today with Islamic praises.

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 1 weekMar 2, 2026 20:38:43 ago (+1/-0)

we depend on those bots as our social circle, draggin. get your shit together.

[ - ] Gentile_Giant 3 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 19:47:24 ago (+3/-0)

They are on their Facebook accounts posting about how bad Iran is.

That Ba'al statue burning was the last straw.

[ + ] DrYiddingston

[ - ] DrYiddingston 2 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 20:52:46 ago (+2/-0)

That would be the goat who goes by the user name of “Glooper”. Our resident Voat “Iran bad, bomb bomb Iran” poaster. Seriously, check his comment history. He’s remarkably on task.

[ - ] Darwintroll 3 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 18:05:36 ago (+3/-0)

All the oyveyers are busy with their pro israel warpig bot farms today. They can't be bothered with the riffraff and peanut galleries.

[ - ] lolxd 2 points 1 weekMar 3, 2026 01:08:31 ago (+2/-0)

JIDF had to get off the computers and man the missle defense systems.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 21:20:17 ago (+2/-0)

Its Mason's against Mason's and the underlings are fucking ignorant
2 Timothy. . . .

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1 weekMar 3, 2026 11:28:27 ago (+1/-0)

Check the dominoes pizza order logs for ... Wherever the upgoat server is hosted

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 20:06:10 ago (+2/-0)

They're in a tel aviv bunker awaiting tonights bombing

[ - ] PrettyBlueEyes 2 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 19:43:09 ago (+2/-0)

You know how it is... jews are jewing against the Persians, today.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 18:03:51 ago (+2/-0)

Probably buying oil. The old ones are probably glued to their tv

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1 weekMar 3, 2026 11:30:23 ago (+1/-0)

Can't talk. Busy selling oil stocks and buying shares in BYD

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 weekMar 3, 2026 16:52:07 ago (+0/-0)

Same, thanks for the byd tip. Doing it now

[ - ] Ussliberty86thereturn 2 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 16:58:50 ago (+2/-0)

I figure they’ll be arresting people soon who are jew aware and lumping us with goatfuckers who also happen to hate jews

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 weekMar 2, 2026 16:02:28 ago (+2/-0)

We're down to two watchers per terrorist this week. Shits happening and they have been reallocated.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1 weekMar 2, 2026 20:38:15 ago (+1/-0)

I have not watched any TV except the Star Trek channels on Pluto.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1 weekMar 2, 2026 19:11:23 ago (+1/-0)

Interesting correlation. Doesn't that happen around jewish holidays as well? Purim is March 3rd, and they're some 7 hours ahead of us. That also makes sense for the practicing kikes.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 weekMar 2, 2026 15:38:49 ago (+2/-1)

probably playing on the new website

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 weekMar 2, 2026 16:02:48 ago (+1/-0)

?????????

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 weekMar 2, 2026 16:03:47 ago (+2/-1)

/LOADLOG

they're testing it out today

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 weekMar 2, 2026 21:42:00 ago (+1/-0)

I should see if I can find more broken shit.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks