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Chicken Salad Sandwich or Egg Salad Sandwich?

submitted by Trope to AskUpgoat 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 21:45:57 ago (+4/-1)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:48:48 ago (+4/-0)

technically they are the same thing

[ - ] Trope [op] 4 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:01:16 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 00:13:27 ago (+1/-0)

No, one is really gross. I watched this guy scarf down 2 warm egg salad sandwiches for lunch on a hot AF day, like 110 with the heat index. Outside after sweating bells digging ditches. About five minutes later he looks at me and says, "Oh man, I don't feel so good and proceeded to projectile vomit both the sandwiches. Chicken salad sandwiches should never ever never never have boiled egg in it. Well, these are my truest beliefs of the matter.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 00:45:19 ago (+1/-0)

Ewww. Me mums egg salad was good as an occasional thing but more than once a month is too much.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 00:57:54 ago (+0/-0)

Hey doll on a side note, do you recall a post by @con77 where he posted a picture of himself as a youngster? We should all do that. Pick a picture of ourselves at any point we like and post it so we have some idea who we're doing all this bullshiting with. What do you think?

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 14:51:26 ago (+1/-0)

I currently only have one in my possession and you saw that one. It's a tragic story on how all of the pictures of my youth were lost. Let's just say that women can be bitches. And I have moved more than average nomad.

I think people won't go for it though. Glowniggers and facial recognition being what they are and all.

[ - ] NappyHeadedNed 1 point 1 monthFeb 10, 2026 00:13:33 ago (+1/-0)

Point taken and you're probably right.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1 monthFeb 10, 2026 23:27:28 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I get that and you are no doubt right. I guess I just don't care if people know who I am but system did say he'd cancel anyone doxing and that included self doxing.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:34:29 ago (+3/-0)

Vaguely remember liking egg salad, but that was probably in the early 70s.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 00:46:36 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah that's nothing I've ever tried as an adult. I saw they sell it at market basket but I was in no great hurry to reminisce.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 14:53:02 ago (+1/-0)

Soggy sour pickles not on the menu for me.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 1 monthFeb 10, 2026 23:24:44 ago (+0/-0)

Is that really a thing?

[ - ] PuddinTame 3 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:32:05 ago (+3/-0)

Ham salad actually, but I'll play along.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 06:13:40 ago (+2/-0)

My my used to make ham salad, well she called it ham salad. It was actually bologna salad.

[ - ] Bonanza 0 points 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 09:01:23 ago (+0/-0)

I actually like that better than real ham salad. I find ham salad to be overly salty. Around my parts it's mostly referred to and sold as "Sandwich Spread".

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1 monthFeb 10, 2026 21:32:11 ago (+1/-0)

In theory, I would like this, but in reality, the chemicals would chase me away. I don't trust any of the meat or packaged food.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 1 monthFeb 10, 2026 21:42:31 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, it is indeed pretty scary. I've been trying to make an effort to buy nitrate free bacon, ham, turkey, etc. Isn't always the easiest thing to do.

[ - ] BMN003 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:04:13 ago (+0/-0)

Now there's something I haven't seen in forever. Maybe I should give it another try.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:33:47 ago (+1/-0)

Tuna salad…

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:25:12 ago (+1/-0)

Chicken salad. I like egg salad, but I find the taste and texture of a good chicken salad to be tastier and more filling.

[ - ] Bonanza 0 points 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 09:05:06 ago (+0/-0)

I like my egg salad with chopped onion and sliced green olives in the mix. Don't eat it a lot, but when I do that's the way I ride. Sometimes I throw some chopped chicken in the mix if I want something different. Give it a shot if you're into that sort of thing.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:34:26 ago (+1/-1)

i dont eat gas station sandwiches

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:08:35 ago (+2/-0)

Do you eat hooker pussy?

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:34:24 ago (+1/-0)

I don't mess with hookers.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:34:59 ago (+1/-0)

I figured someone would include postwallhelena in this philosophical debate.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 00:48:08 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. Oh you meant him? Never mind

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:08:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:08:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:02:04 ago (+0/-0)

Neither!

[ - ] Trope [op] 3 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:31:37 ago (+3/-0)

Monster.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:41:53 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking -2 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 21:57:58 ago (+1/-3)

Stupid poll. Fuck you. No other answer is possible than this one.

[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:31:29 ago (+2/-1)

Fuck you.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking -2 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:46:12 ago (+1/-3)

Same reply. Stupid poll. Fuck you. There is no reason to continue. Your poll has no meaning, no point, no purpose, just a binary "would you rather". And the answer is simply and irreducibly meaningless.

[ - ] Trope [op] 3 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:04:10 ago (+3/-0)

This entire site would be nothing but niggers and politics if not for any sort of humanizing element. Not to mention the occasional post rooted in culinary.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1 monthFeb 9, 2026 00:49:45 ago (+1/-0)

I thought it was interesting. And you got over 20 comments and counting so I'd say it's a good post.