Funeral processions are gay as fuck. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Funeral processions are gay as fuck.
submitted by dirtywhiteboy to TellTalk 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 12:46:46 ago (+12/-2) (TellTalk)

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[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 14:22:32 ago (+3/-0)

In small towns in the south the people pull over and stop their cars. WTF?

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 15:42:03 ago (+6/-2)

Everyone should pull over as the hearse goes by, you fuckin animal.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 15:45:32 ago (+2/-1)

What if there's a nigger in that casket? Fuck that. Hearse should be set on fire before it gets the chance to be buried in the soil, forever contaminating it's nigger blood in my soil.

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 16:02:57 ago (+1/-0)

Dwb nailed it because in nigger towns here they don't.

[ + ] TALKLOL

[ - ] TALKLOL 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 16:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

All you have to do is look at the people in the cars following the hearse. White? Pull over.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:18:18 ago (+0/-0)

Are you trying to imply that niggers are people?

[ + ] TALKLOL

[ - ] TALKLOL 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 20:03:35 ago (+0/-0)

No idea how you think I implied that.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 20:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

I don't live around niggers so you pull over instead of acting like a nigger.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -1 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 20:24:27 ago (+0/-1)

That's not really the point I'm trying to make though. The concept of modern processions is gay as fuck, I stated my reasoning below.

Oh yeah, nothing like honoring your dead family by driving your vehicle from a company owned by jews, while inconveniencing Whites who run this country, while paying jew morticians and law enforcement. What a righeous faggot you are.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 20:59:16 ago (+1/-0)

Firstly, you're not even white so no wonder you talk like a nigger. It's so inconvenient to pull over for a second instead of acting like a nigger? There are no jew morticians here and why would there be law enforcement at a funeral? In fact, if you don't pull over for a hearse, you'll meet jew law enforcement when they pull you over for it. You'll be yes sir no sir bootlickingwhiteboy when that happens lol.

I sincerely hope someone blocks an ambulance with you in it, or even better a drunk illegal crashes into your family.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 21:01:11 ago (+0/-0)

Lol I'm proven White, unlike you. Kvetch more, faggot.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 21:32:03 ago (+0/-0)

proven

Lol, pulled over bootlickingwhiteboy

[ + ] PostWallHeleno

[ - ] PostWallHeleno -1 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 17:30:42 ago (+0/-1)

You’ll know by the procession of hellcats and chromed up 2000s Benz

[ + ] Looneyskiprooney

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 2 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 17:50:08 ago (+2/-0)

Shame about the Mopars being called nigger wagons now.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 06:33:07 ago (+0/-0)

Shit, they have been for decades. Dodge/Crysler will finance anyone and their cars are cheap garbage, even the trucks. I’d never drive a Dodge because of the image. I did do some light-to-light work against a Hellcat two days ago and he pulled me, of course, but my 5.0 F-150 didn’t do bad in sport mode.

[ + ] OftenWrong

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 10:33:40 ago (+0/-0)

just a impatient selfish boomer mindset. greed focused

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 -1 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 19:18:26 ago (+0/-1)

To respect a jewish supremacy-supporting taxpayer or leftist faggot?

But I don't remember ever seeing a funeral procession outside of movies and videos.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 22:20:35 ago (+0/-0)

Where my grandparents are if you are a pillar of the community you get a huge procession. cars following going all around the town honking and they stop at the basketball court (closest thing to a stadium) and have a service there with the speakers blasted high so everyone around the mountain can hear it. Pretty cool. My grandpa if he's still alive is going to get one.. I hope the younger people that are left there keep it up for him and aren't like OP.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 06:35:40 ago (+0/-0)

How is your alive grandpa gonna get one? I’m confused.

[ + ] Looneyskiprooney

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 2 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 17:47:40 ago (+2/-0)

True,as we should!

[ + ] NosebergShekelman

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 2 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:19:15 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, because we are civilized. Have some respect for the stiff goyim.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 06:25:32 ago (+2/-1)

Yours will be for sure, seeing how it will be held in June in San Francisco!

[ - ] Twodivinehipsters 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 22:35:30 ago (+1/-0)

Just like you 🌈

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 22:39:22 ago (+1/-0)

Tits or gtfo

[ - ] Storefront 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:53:45 ago (+1/-0)

Nigger spotted.

[ + ] OftenWrong

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 10:37:15 ago (+0/-0)

boomer. Niggers and boomers are emotional, entitled, impatient, greedy, and selfish. In booemrs case those are all long term side effects of lead poisoning so we should treat this behaviour as a sad occasion and pity them like retards and have mercy on them. Any merciful way of handling them is indistinguishable from how you handle retards who are not retarded from heavy metal poisoning "ok randy back to your room for your shows, I know that those fireworks are loud but its only once a year. I know it bothers you just wait a little longer"

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -1 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:58:45 ago (+0/-1)

Seems a lot of people here agree with me. Why so butthurt?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 10:36:13 ago (+1/-0)

b-b-b-ut others!!!

lol

[ + ] OftenWrong

[ - ] OftenWrong 1 point 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 10:37:39 ago (+1/-0)

"but all the other kids are dressing like wiggers!!!!"

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -1 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 10:36:34 ago (+0/-1)

Kys taco nigger

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:18:40 ago (+1/-0)

Jeremy Dewitte wants to speak to the captain immediately!

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:49:02 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't he go to jail or prison? Those videos of him (10 or 15 years ago?) used to be insane.

[ + ] NosebergShekelman

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 19:59:57 ago (+0/-0)

He's screwed. He just got sentenced to 10 years for insurance fraud and other crimes. He was also a convicted pedo.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 17:10:57 ago (+1/-0)

I don't care for funeral shit. Drop my dead body in the mountains and let the wildlife take care of me. The Throw a party and get drunk.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 15:53:03 ago (+1/-0)

Speaking of funerals, yall should look up what nuggets do in New Orleans for a funeral. They get some dude to go high stepping through the church. Shit is silly as fuck.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 15:51:30 ago (+1/-0)

The nigger funeral home in the area uses a baby blue hearse and limousine so that’s how I know I don’t need to stop for the funeral. If those two vehicles are black, I stop and pay respects for the deceased white person.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 15:50:53 ago (+1/-0)

Thats just because americans made it fat gay and lazy in other countries people walk down the neighborhood not drive to mcdonalds in caravan.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 15:52:54 ago (+1/-1)

I know we're not on good terms but I have to agree. The way it's done here is gay and kiked as fuck.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:54:17 ago (+0/-0)

The way it's done here

Modern jewish society. It would be embarrassing af to identify with the jew's cattle. Best option in current year is to reject both sides.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 20:24:10 ago (+0/-0)

You're not going to walk 25+ miles to the family plot. We don't live in a nation the size of Rhode Island. You guys are classless spergs, at best.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 19:16:33 ago (+0/-0)

I should make a drive through funeral house where the attendees don't need to get out of the car.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 21:52:40 ago (+0/-0)

American boys grow up wanting to be cowboys. Boys everywhere else grow up wanting to be americans. Problem is, those everywhere else boys grow up with less class than american niggers.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:33:35 ago (+0/-0)

delusional

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:34:21 ago (+0/-0)

^less class than american niggers

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 22:34:59 ago (+0/-0)

you're pointing at your own name retard

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 23:31:04 ago (+0/-0)

No one's confused, classless subnigger

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 15:46:08 ago (+1/-0)

Too bad it's not your funeral, dickhead

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -2 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 15:50:33 ago (+0/-2)

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 16:17:53 ago (+1/-0)

hope they just dump you in the trash, where you belong

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -1 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:18:01 ago (+0/-1)

Processions are for faggots. Cry more, faggot.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -2 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:17:43 ago (+0/-2)

Processions are for faggots. Cry more, faggot.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:18:39 ago (+1/-0)

trash kike

[ + ] OftenWrong

[ - ] OftenWrong 1 point 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 10:38:58 ago (+1/-0)

definitely spiritually jewish. Selfish, greedy, and impatient

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -2 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 18:20:14 ago (+0/-2)

Good faggot.

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 14:51:45 ago (+1/-0)

Time to go back to the viking burials / bonfire

[ + ] PuddinTame

[ - ] PuddinTame 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 17:02:06 ago (+1/-0)

The environmentalists would screech about air quality impact and the globalists would holler about climate change.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 14:23:30 ago (+0/-0)

It keeps a couple of cops busy for a while.

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 10:33:16 ago (+0/-0)

ok boomer but some of us arn't impatient worshipers of money

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 08:00:55 ago (+0/-0)

I hope I die at home, and my cat eats me. Even in death, I can still be useful.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 20:38:09 ago (+0/-0)

Honor walks for organ donors are gay as fuck.

[ + ] Twodivinehipsters

[ - ] Twodivinehipsters 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 22:40:28 ago (+1/-0)

Wow. Sounds like a creepy ritual. Organ donations can’t be taken from people who are actually dead. It’s fake. Brain death isn’t real. The murderers celebrate and mock them after? Of course they do.

[ + ] RobertJHarsh

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 monthFeb 8, 2026 13:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

I am still on the fence with that one. I have see arguments claiming the brain still "functions" after "brain death" to keep the organs running. And on the flip side as well. Make your intentions CLEAR before you end up there.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 14:28:11 ago (+1/-1)

It’s just a remnant of the respect people used to have for life.

[ - ] PostWallHeleno 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 13:28:36 ago (+3/-3)

Because you have sex with the corpses.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 0 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 13:31:51 ago (+1/-1)

True. Just ask @graydragon

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 14:50:51 ago (+1/-0)

You asked me to come in and validate? Okay, necro.

[ + ] Autismo

[ - ] Autismo -2 points 1 monthFeb 7, 2026 13:35:21 ago (+1/-3)