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tough gurrrrrl!

submitted by con77 to whatever 2 daysFeb 4, 2026 15:08:56 ago (+5/-1)     (whatever)


I worked with a bitch that wanted to be a cop.

She used to tell me that she could kick my ass.

I'd just smile.

She finally went to the academy.

The week she graduated the niggers in St. Pete rioted over the cops shooting some niggers.

Tough bitch was a cop for less than 2 weeks!

She quit! fukn wannabee.


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[ - ] NosebergShekelman 2 points 1 dayFeb 4, 2026 15:46:12 ago (+2/-0)

A female family member became a cop and I told her if she could get me into handcuffs that I'd give her 10K. She was never able to then like a dumb bitch said: "You should just give me the money". No. No I should not.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 dayFeb 4, 2026 17:00:06 ago (+0/-0)

I have been in street fights, taught to fight by boys, and taken some self defense. I would be lying if I said I could physically get a man under control (average man, not a quadriplegic (even then, idk).

I have learned how to hurt another person, hopefully sufficiently enough to get away. Another female my size? I might have a few percentage points, unless she is a beast or well trained.

Over-confidence or fear can get you killed.


edit: Didn't close my top parentheses, my formula probably will throw an error.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 dayFeb 4, 2026 19:56:52 ago (+1/-0)

Taught my younger sisters how to throw a punch and various wrestling moves(most fights end up in wrestling). It's served them well when they were young. Not so much now that they're adults and carry.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 dayFeb 4, 2026 20:11:37 ago (+0/-0)

Hope you taught them the 21 foot rule.
mace / switchblades make a lovely backup. Swing the knife a diagonals, and be aggressive!

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 dayFeb 4, 2026 18:21:53 ago (+0/-0)

At the time I could bench 315 and deadlift 405 4x.
I knew a guy that was an ex LASD.
He would try prisoner control armbars and come alongs on me.
Not even close.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1 dayFeb 4, 2026 18:33:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I am more like "If this bitch grabs my hair, she will have to have a professional reposition her nose...I will spend every bit of energy on that one body part.I can ignore having my hair pulled out."