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Requesting v/Cats just so that Dangus can't have it

submitted by LurkedFiveever to subrequest 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 12:13:37 ago (+8/-6)     (subrequest)

I don't have cats, or know anything about them. Not super active so I won't be a good mod. My thesis as to why you should give me v/Cats is that I'm not Dangus. On the other hand I'm also not Dangus. And the final reason is it would be really. really funny.


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[ - ] PrettyBlueEyes 0 points 2 monthsFeb 6, 2026 12:07:24 ago (+0/-0)

I vote anyone other than dangus because dangus is a jewiosh man pretending to be white.

[ - ] Oz5711 6 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 12:22:51 ago (+6/-0)*

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:23:18 ago (+1/-0)

I also nominate you!

[ - ] Oz5711 2 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:28:12 ago (+2/-0)

in further evidence of my claim he hates when i sing gus gus gus

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:29:43 ago (+0/-0)

I find your evidence to be compelling.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:41:03 ago (+3/-0)

Dangus is a horrible mod. If @system made him mod it would ruin /cats. I support lurked or almost anyone else.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:59:07 ago (+3/-0)

Same group.

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:47:24 ago (+1/-1)

Thank you for your support. I will consider it when I take my new Barony of v/cats !

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 12:20:10 ago (+4/-1)

@postwallhelena would be funnier though

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:58:12 ago (+1/-0)

Im allergic. I feel I would not be the right person to do cats justice.

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 14:18:26 ago (+0/-0)

Compelling reason!

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:26:14 ago (+0/-0)

I also nominate her!

[ - ] localsal 2 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 15:14:39 ago (+2/-0)

I don't think anyone that bans people from subs should get any subs other than the ones they create.

Taking over existing subs and changing rules to allow banning is not what should happen.

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 16:35:45 ago (+0/-0)

I had planned on treating v/cats as my new fiefdom and banning anyone who disagrees with me. AOU would be proud.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 14:52:49 ago (+3/-1)*

I think the most compelling reason to approve your request is that you have not been issued a cat yet. By modding v/cats you will be subjected to endless cat vids and eventually you will surrender and find one of your own.

Approved.

Edit- RMGoetbbels -1 points ago (+0/-1)

Lol, dangus salty.

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 2 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 16:34:41 ago (+2/-0)

Salty indeed. I got 5 downgoats within 20 min of posting this. Funny how five separate people disliked this immediately. Def nobody has alts, lol.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 12:21:10 ago (+4/-2)

Gay

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] -2 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:24:52 ago (+0/-2)

:-P

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 18:46:16 ago (+1/-0)

I insist Dungus get it.

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 19:09:04 ago (+0/-0)

Unfortunately, I am the heir apparent. v/cats is my Barony and I will be wielding the ban-hammer on anyone and everyone soon!!! MUWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 13:57:50 ago (+1/-0)

As the presumptive heir to the v/cats throne, I offer you my first post.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 2 monthsJan 24, 2026 12:50:34 ago (+2/-2)

Agreed

[ - ] LurkedFiveever [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 29, 2026 16:58:49 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for your support. I Shall reward you with Assistant to the Mod status

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2 monthsJan 30, 2026 00:00:03 ago (+1/-0)

O/