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Tesla forgets it has brakes

submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 14:33:04 ago (+12/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/gpv3cp.mp4

What happens when your car knows you're anti-semitic:


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[ - ] JustALover 8 points 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 15:01:44 ago (+8/-0)

Heh. Is that a real Tesla or a chinese Temu Tesla?

Nobody fucking knows anymore, and I doubt anybody cares.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2026 20:40:20 ago (+2/-0)

CHINAL DESTINATION!

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 18:05:23 ago (+0/-0)

Considering the video shows a fucking crushed Tesla at the end, I'm guessing it's a tesla. The autopilot probably went off a microsecond before impact, so they can say the driver was in control for the crash

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2026 23:15:46 ago (+0/-0)

Look at you, boy; sayin intelligent shit, 'n shit.

Sheeeeeit

[ - ] Prairie 6 points 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 15:59:53 ago (+6/-0)

Driver forgets he's a fucking idiot for thinking he doesn't have to drive.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 15:50:49 ago (+2/-0)

Does Tesla have a "bug crush" mode!?

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 17:09:49 ago (+2/-1)

Yeah it's all the ones that have the tesla logo on them

[ - ] oppressed 1 point 1 weekJan 11, 2026 01:30:37 ago (+1/-0)

Good questions for Elon,

What is going to happen when someone's car knows they are anti-semitic?


What is going to happen when someone's car knows they are racist?

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2026 20:58:53 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds Asian.
Probably more the Asian's fault than the Telsa's fault.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2026 20:00:07 ago (+1/-0)

Bastards are lucky it didn't burst into flames because it seems like they do that a lot.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 17:09:18 ago (+2/-1)

Lowest safety rating of any car by double : Tesla

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 18:07:11 ago (+1/-0)

I'm surprised it didn't go on fire with the occupants trapped inside

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 1 weekJan 10, 2026 21:08:29 ago (+0/-1)

It's weird that whenever someone says that, they never post sources.
It's like you heard something somewhere and just believed it.

According to the guys who do the rating:
https://www.iihs.org/ratings/vehicle/tesla/model-3-4-door-sedan/2025

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2026 22:00:25 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 1 weekJan 10, 2026 23:37:17 ago (+0/-1)

All you have to do is post a simple source that backs up what you claim.
Why are you so angry?

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2026 03:17:47 ago (+0/-0)

Because you're a fucking faggot. Just search tesla safety rating and there's tons of articles, but instead you act like a kike

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2026 01:13:50 ago (+0/-0)

Tesla has a 5-Star ANCAP safety rating.

However, they also have the most amount of driver fatalities by brand.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/stevebanker/2025/02/11/tesla-again-has-the-highest-accident-rate-of-any-auto-brand/

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2026 01:53:48 ago (+0/-0)

That article says nothing about fatalities and even says the accidents are the fault of the drivers, not the car.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2026 00:16:35 ago (+0/-0)

I immediately guessed it's a pajeet driving like it's shitdia and blaming it on the tesla. And yep, jeet confirmed at the end

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 18:12:01 ago (+0/-0)

Errr, why didn't the chinky driver brake ??.

[ - ] YouAreIgnorantCunt -1 points 2 weeksJan 10, 2026 15:56:51 ago (+0/-1)

I hope this happens to all that get one of these shitty smart cars