Taylor Swift is junk pop with no talent - Upgoat

Taylor Swift is junk pop with no talent
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 1 weekDec 2, 2025 14:54:42 ago (+19/-8) (TellUpgoat)

Finally heard a Taylor Swift song in my car for the first time. Props to the non lazy DJ for actually announcing the artist, because otherwise, I'd have tuned it out as background noise. The music straight-up primitive, like those generic bar anthems that play on loop in a dive joint, all synths and hooks designed for easy consumption but zero depth. Her voice solidly average, nothing captivating or unique, just a low-register croon that blends into the mix without standing out. No voice talent, and I genuinely don't get the billionaire hype. Is it the marketing machine? The relatable lyrics? Whatever it is, count me out my wallet's staying closed.

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[ - ] Darwintroll 4 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 15:58:21 ago (+5/-1)

There are I believe 4 major song writers that pump out all the same
"4 chord progression"esque type songs. They have a definitive formula that captures listeners top of the bell curve and swings left towards the 0 axis.
It's disturbing how it could be construed as cantor magic. Not a surprise singers are immensely important in kabalah and the music industry is Jewish dominated.

[ + ] HelenHighwater

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 16:50:37 ago (+0/-0)

max sandberg used to be massive in pop song writing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Martin

They "say" that taylor writes all her own songs. I believe it, because I would pay someone for a time signature change on at least one song.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 15:32:19 ago (+5/-1)

Taylor Swift is to music what OP is to the internet.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 15:34:31 ago (+4/-1)*

It is literally a formula:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mRTpMHgMm8g

Same reason all the movies for the last 20 years have all seemed to be the same crap. Because they have been:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_the_Cat!:_The_Last_Book_on_Screenwriting_You%27ll_Ever_Need

https://savethecat.com/

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 weekDec 4, 2025 14:11:06 ago (+0/-0)

owe feel eee ya!

[ - ] GNR_Radio 1 point 1 weekDec 3, 2025 07:23:36 ago (+2/-1)

Isn't most pop music junk though?

[ + ] Conspirologist

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 1 weekDec 3, 2025 07:32:09 ago (+1/-1)

Only the current generation music. Until 2000 pop was great.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 1 weekDec 3, 2025 00:51:44 ago (+1/-0)

Her voice cracks when she reaches for the "high" notes

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1 weekDec 2, 2025 22:02:12 ago (+1/-0)

They play Taylor swift on the busses filled with 174 curryniggers hanging out the windows and doors?

How many Pajeet neighbors have you pushed out the door into a service pool for violating your Pajeet honor code?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1 weekDec 2, 2025 21:18:26 ago (+1/-0)

So you're saying she's a shitspam clown?

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1 weekDec 2, 2025 17:38:46 ago (+2/-1)

Cannot stand the whiny bitch.
She's too fucking stupid to even realize the kikes are raping her financially

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1 weekDec 2, 2025 16:55:23 ago (+2/-1)

Kike racket.

“Oi vey, we are going to record, publish, and create a star from NOTHING and sell it for PROFIT.”

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 1 weekDec 2, 2025 16:46:29 ago (+2/-1)

Luciferian junk pop fronted by unthreatening blandness designed to optimise mass hypnosis.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1 weekDec 2, 2025 16:11:45 ago (+2/-1)

They can not tolerate children growing up attuned to something complicated like Bach. Their jealousy of White talent has absolutely no boundaries.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 weekDec 2, 2025 15:10:04 ago (+3/-2)

Water is wet.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 20:31:34 ago (+0/-0)

Taylor isn’t even a female

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 20:29:09 ago (+0/-0)

I think Taylor Swift just tried to kiss me on the back of the neck...

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 18:33:31 ago (+1/-1)

DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE POPULAR THING???

fuck off shitjeet

[ - ] WNwoman -1 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 17:03:24 ago (+0/-1)

Some of her early days country music is catchy but agree her stuff now is slop.

[ - ] Reunto -1 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 15:49:09 ago (+0/-1)

Pop tends to converge on a formula, but there is some music theory within that envelope that is neat.

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Taylor Swift is junk pop with no talent submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 1 weekDec 2, 2025 14:54:42 ago (+19/-8) (TellUpgoat)

Taylor Swift is junk pop with no talent
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 1 weekDec 2, 2025 14:54:42 ago (+19/-8) (TellUpgoat)