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I have acreage, guns, ATVs, and a big lake 2 minutes from my house.....

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 1 weekDec 1, 2025 14:19:56 ago (+36/-0)     (whatever)

And my wife's faggot leftist sister and her absolute soy boy husband sometimes come and visit from an ultra liberal city a few hours away.
They always show up late and bring some faggy board game to play + the nintendo switch. Im like, we could go shoot or ride around, take the boat out, whatever, but all they ever want to do is just sit inside and play a board game. Boggles my fuckin mind.
They are so concerned about safety it's not even funny. Like living life with the guard rails up.
But then they want to let in endless immigrants, which is bad on so many levels.
Fuckin retards.


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[ - ] namefagsrgay 22 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 14:21:27 ago (+22/-0)

They know they aren't coming back from that boating accident.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 05:08:51 ago (+0/-0)

Well shit they do know where you live and could compromise your homestead once the shit hits a fan.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 15:36:05 ago (+6/-0)

And you let em in the house šŸ‘šŸ˜‚

[ - ] DrYiddingston 5 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 15:54:47 ago (+5/-0)

AE makes a good point here, Redfugee. Assert alpha status, put your foot down on your wife and say you want nothing to do with her libshit, ass-blasted, in-laws under your roof. Make her go visit them by herself.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 2 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:33:02 ago (+2/-0)

My wife is very close to her sister despite the political differences. They're twins, actually. And the only reason her sister is a libshit is because her new husband is faggot closeted-bi leftist who has fed her all kinds of commie garbage the past few years.
So I try to be nice.

[ - ] Razzoriel 5 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 15:46:19 ago (+5/-0)

They want immigrants in exactly because they are the spawn of gated communities.

[ - ] Rowdybme 5 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 19:18:04 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah. I got this dude on Facebook constantly calling me racist because I'm against illegals. He lives in Aspen. Convenient.

[ - ] Trope 4 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:20:11 ago (+4/-0)

ATVs and land? Fuck, dude. Youā€™re rich!

Board games are fucking gay. And who brings a GameBoy with them on vacation. What is he, 12?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 5 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:37:05 ago (+5/-0)

He is one of those liberal man-children. He is 32 and still plays D&D and that Magic card game and nintendo and loves marvel movies, that sort of soyboy.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:41:52 ago (+3/-0)

Rescue that twin.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 22:47:07 ago (+0/-0)

ooof that's bad

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 23:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

ATVs and land isn't rich but having a boat definitely means you're doing well. Anything on a boat is expensive as fuck

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 08:40:55 ago (+0/-0)

A boat is a hole in the water where you discard money.

[ - ] mannerbund 4 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:17:47 ago (+4/-0)

It's all they know. They crave what they know. You'd have to break the habit. Show the husband a good time on the ATVs, make sure he has a blast. Uncover his eyes to the world around him.

You can't beat having the resources around you like that, maybe he just needs the experience to be pushed in that direction.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:44:20 ago (+3/-0)

"You can be a shooter, or hold the targets."

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 19:59:32 ago (+1/-1)

sounds like a hell of a game to introduce the kids to.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 20:46:55 ago (+3/-0)

Eh, playing card/board/video games with the kids when I visit family is fine. Generally I'll take them out to do stuff though. They've got some nice hiking/biking/camping areas there.

Of course that's when I'm giving the parents some time off by watching the kids for them. When it's just us adults, we do other things.

Maybe you could get her kids to do the fun stuff and leave the soiboy behind in the house playing with himself.

[ - ] Hobama 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 19:39:27 ago (+3/-0)

Can i come over?

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 17:44:31 ago (+3/-0)

I play switch a lot. I have to take it easy, because I also do a lot of grip exercises. I still break the controllers all the time, it's annoying as shit. I constantly have to buy a new controller at target, swap it and return the broken one.

So what I'm saying is, break their controllers.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 17:21:31 ago (+3/-0)

Afraid of everything the great and powerful Oz sezā€¦ everything except niggers lurking behind you on forms of public transportationā€¦ Sharia lawā€¦. Communismā€¦ Digital Central bank currenciesā€¦the Umbrella Corporations T-Virus etcā€¦

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 17:09:23 ago (+3/-0)

Dang, I live in an ultra liberal city and I'd love to have a brother in law like you! Well, at the very least none of my in-laws are complete leftist faggots so that's something I guess.

[ - ] fnbs 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 15:54:06 ago (+3/-0)

Well to be fair i'd wanna stay inside during the winter months...now summer on the other hand...fire up them ATVs!

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 22:36:28 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 15:50:01 ago (+2/-0)

Rape them

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 2 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:34:36 ago (+2/-0)

He would probbly like it

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 15:43:09 ago (+2/-0)

Seems like were neighbors

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 2 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:35:41 ago (+2/-0)

I wish... I'm surrounded by spics. Most of them near me are conservatives, at least.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 01:01:42 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously, while I may have just moved south into a White suburbia, where I lived in Knights Landing, Ca, is a Mexican stronghold.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 15:33:00 ago (+2/-0)

I feel your pain. I have relatives like that.
I keep relations business-like and brief.

[ - ] LurkedFiveever 1 point 1 weekDec 2, 2025 00:05:43 ago (+1/-0)

I have acreage, guns, ATVs, and a big lake 2 minutes from my house.....

any interest in adopting a grown man with a family? Asking for a friend

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1 weekDec 1, 2025 22:57:20 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing wrong with board games, faggot, but yeah, all outside opportunities are preferable.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 23:34:09 ago (+0/-0)

note his use of the word "boggle" ... methinks he's not giving us the full picture

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1 weekDec 1, 2025 22:46:36 ago (+1/-0)

ok when shtf, i'm coming to your house

[ - ] canbot 1 point 1 weekDec 1, 2025 22:45:55 ago (+1/-0)

Who cares? Focus on filling that accerage with children and raising them right.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 1 weekDec 1, 2025 17:10:54 ago (+1/-0)

They're squandering it. Her family and mine want to come here for every birthday, 4th of july, swimming, you name it. They leave with a sore shoulder, fuse burns, and tired kids. We're 2 wheeler people, but I won't hold the atv thing against you. I guess you'll just have to force them.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekDec 1, 2025 15:53:01 ago (+1/-0)

But if they didn't visit you in your isolated Off Grid hut...who would?

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=692d262e3c65e

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekDec 1, 2025 15:51:57 ago (+1/-0)

Pics or...GTFO!

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:34:21 ago (+1/-0)

Pics of what lol?

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 18:48:41 ago (+3/-0)*

Acreage, house and lake ffs!

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1 weekDec 1, 2025 23:00:27 ago (+3/-0)

It is comments like these that make me defend you!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 weekDec 2, 2025 00:06:48 ago (+1/-0)

Aah fuck, you are right

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 00:44:48 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks dude it means a lot to me.

[ - ] Oz5711 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 16:42:52 ago (+0/-0)

who in the world gets asked "wanna go shoot" and says no

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 08:37:32 ago (+0/-0)

Keep them coming back. You're gonna need to feed the pigs.

[ - ] clymer 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 05:45:08 ago (+0/-0)

Also have the lake property and boat / UTV. My wife's fam NEVER shows up - too far for them I guess (thank God). I do have neighbors tho, which SUCKS, this is the weekender, 2nd vacation property for most people on this lake and they all suck. But ..have another prop. on massive acreage about 45 minutes away, which is where I plan to build the off grid homestead. I'll be picking away at that for years (just like this place, I guess)

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 1 weekDec 2, 2025 01:37:14 ago (+0/-0)

There was a time I'd beat your ass for saying that shit. Then it all got gayed up and it's fucking terrible now. I love a good game but there's nothing good about these games anymore.

Personally,tho,I'd rather go shoot in real life and while I'd prefer a dirtbike since ATVs seem to have a bad track record. They just seem so bulky and awkward. But if it's what you have,it's what you have and if you ain't dead,the trails have to be somewhat safe,right?