Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? - Upgoat

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
submitted by ruck_feddit to PickupLines 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 19:54:18 ago (+23/-2) (PickupLines)

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[ - ] oyveyo 9 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:00:19 ago (+9/-0)

If she sniffs it, she's a keeper.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 22:09:06 ago (+3/-0)

bushchuck was right oyveyo gets it

you want them a little stupid

[ - ] Herewego 5 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 19:56:43 ago (+5/-0)

Roses are red violets are blue I have more fun when I’m inside you.

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 22:31:31 ago (+4/-0)

I was at a bar once talking to this woman and I said to her, you want a rohypnol? and offered her a pill shaped vitamin and she took it and swallowed it as fast as she could

[ + ] oyveyo

[ - ] oyveyo 4 points 2 monthsNov 19, 2025 02:47:51 ago (+4/-0)

username checks out

[ - ] Reunto 4 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:23:18 ago (+4/-0)

Line worked great on a first date!

[ - ] jfroybees 3 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:06:39 ago (+3/-0)

They used to sell matches that had written on the book, "Tell me now before I waste $60 on drinks."

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit [op] 5 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:34:09 ago (+5/-0)

That's a good idea, but young ladies today probably can't light a paper match.

[ + ] DrYiddingston

[ - ] DrYiddingston 3 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:47:26 ago (+3/-0)

“Young”. “Lady”. One or the other, mate. Pick one. And frankly, I can’t even recall the last time I met the latter.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit [op] 3 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:57:44 ago (+3/-0)

Policing my speech is kinda weird. That not a common phrase in your country?

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:37:04 ago (+2/-0)

"Can you tell I have a gun?"

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:09:53 ago (+2/-0)

Does this drink taste like rufaden?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:06:00 ago (+3/-1)

YOU STOLE THAT FROM HELEN HIGHWATER, YOU FUCKIN FUCK!!

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit [op] 4 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:33:07 ago (+4/-0)

I swear I didn't know it was her chloroform.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:04:55 ago (+4/-2)

Really? Get your own material. throws tomato

[ + ] Herewego

[ - ] Herewego 2 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:06:27 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] LurkedFiveever 1 point 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 20:59:11 ago (+1/-0)

sniffs ... no, bro... it smells like... quail for some strange reason.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit [op] 2 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 21:00:01 ago (+2/-0)

Bro! You've been in my basement lately!

[ - ] xmasskull -2 points 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 19:56:51 ago (+0/-2)

Winner,winner chicken dinner!!

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? submitted by ruck_feddit to PickupLines 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 19:54:18 ago (+23/-2) (PickupLines)

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
submitted by ruck_feddit to PickupLines 2 monthsNov 18, 2025 19:54:18 ago (+23/-2) (PickupLines)