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Sup, I'm Quirckey

submitted by Quirckey to introductions 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 19:42:56 ago (+8/-9)     (introductions)

I was holding it for a while, and got excited when entered this forum with ability to speak, so puored it all out. Looks like I forgot to introduce myself meanwhile.

I'm an anonymous writer with complicated thoughts. I don't identify with any labeling, political or otherwise (Don't confuse it with LGBT stuff); it means I don't limit my mind to certain isms and ists, and beleive in ever-upgrading mind. If you're a nigga-hating cowboy, I will let you down, and if you're a cowboy-hating nigga, I will let you down too. I don't take sides, I think and process, and only I decide when to stop.

That was an introduction to how my mind works, and something that you can copy too, up to you.

I've been around at the Internet for years, and study people, cognition, information systems and politics. Also a gamer. My dick is big enough. I hope this is enough information for algorithms to train on my behavior.

Update edit: Boy o boy, does mossad hate me! haha


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[ - ] LurkedFiveever 0 points 4 monthsNov 22, 2025 19:42:31 ago (+0/-0)

"you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded". But don't worry scro... my ex wife was retarded... she's a pilot now.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2025 22:16:14 ago (+0/-0)

AYO THIS NIGGUH OK HE TALK BOUT HIS DICK U HEARD

[ - ] VitaminSieg 13 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:31:40 ago (+13/-0)

Says here, you're fucked up. You talk like a fag and you're shit's all retarded.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:56:57 ago (+3/-0)

never seen idiocracy. hmmmm.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 23:06:44 ago (+2/-0)

Wuttuhwai look lyke tha pantz goblin?

[ - ] Quirckey [op] -3 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:36:00 ago (+0/-3)

Nice to meet you too. Don't let the fag-style language fool you tho, I just suffer from polished grammar.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 23:07:13 ago (+3/-0)

Polish grammar got it.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 01:49:46 ago (+0/-0)

Goddamn, Soldier, you have a sense of humour!

[ - ] BulletStopper 10 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:35:55 ago (+10/-0)

Tits or gtfo.

Never mind. Fuck off, we're full.

Go tell your supervisor you want to be reassigned to Consume Product.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 8 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 19:52:18 ago (+8/-0)

Lost me at gaymer.

[ - ] Quirckey [op] -2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 19:58:42 ago (+1/-3)

That was long time ago. I'm clean

[ - ] Trope 6 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:25:55 ago (+6/-0)

Then why would you call yourself a gamer?

You will do better at Funnyjunk.com

Yes, I was surprised the website was still around, but it’s all gamer and anime fags.

[ - ] Quirckey [op] -1 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:33:36 ago (+1/-2)

Because I see gamer as a mindset. Before everything turned into hentai.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 21:31:29 ago (+4/-0)

How did you find us?

KYS faggot.

We're full nigger.

Edit- " but finally I found an actual free-form forum from one of those websites, logged in and started writing."

This is bullshit. Come clean. You don't just stumble onto this site, you have to know.

[ - ] Quirckey [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 21:36:09 ago (+2/-2)

What, you want me to admit I'm a fed or something?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 21:41:06 ago (+2/-0)

No, just come clean.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 21:20:29 ago (+4/-0)

That was incredibly pretentious. And no one cares.

Obligatory fuck off, we're full.

[ - ] Quirckey [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 21:37:43 ago (+2/-2)

I didn't mean to sound pretentious with that dick part. I thought it is a custom to announce or measure dick size in forums.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 21:02:25 ago (+4/-0)*

Well not hating either side may be limiting your potential.

Maybe try hating a mix of sides while considering diminishing returns?

There can be no dark without light.

Prohibiting emotional variety leads to a loss of contrast, reduced dynamic range, loss of mood, muted emotions, and a potentialy flacid penis.

Something to consider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iRV30cfT8w

[ - ] Quirckey [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 21:17:05 ago (+2/-2)

I redirect my hate towards like of Bill Gates and the government as a whole. No need to worry about my penis, thanks.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 22:27:42 ago (+2/-0)

swell

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 01:50:53 ago (+1/-0)

Only when it's excited.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 23:09:12 ago (+2/-0)

No need to worry about my penis, thanks.

Don't worry you'll meet the guy that does that here pretty soon. We'll 2 guys.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 01:51:52 ago (+1/-0)

I'm only aware of 1, MaroonSaint. Who's the other?

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 00:00:10 ago (+2/-0)

Why hate the government when you can hate the jews that control it?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:55:14 ago (+4/-0)

well thats odd

[ - ] MrPancake 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:47:38 ago (+4/-0)

Can't wait to hear your fence sitting opinions.

[ - ] Trope 5 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 22:17:01 ago (+5/-0)

I read that as face sitting.

[ - ] Trope 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:27:10 ago (+4/-0)

How did you find this place? What lead to here?

[ - ] Quirckey [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:39:08 ago (+2/-2)

I was searching for somewhere (Reddit alternatives) to post ideas and read other ideas. Opened 10+ tabs , mostly websites introducing uncensored forums, most of them led to unrelated BS, or federated forums where the LGBT are worshipped and it is only food and travel talk, or 4Chan that is full of hentai, or darkweb that is all about buying drugs as if I'm dying of withdrawl or something, but finally I found an actual free-form forum from one of those websites, logged in and started writing.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 22:15:57 ago (+2/-0)

Why did you leave Reddit? And are you permanently banned yet?

[ - ] Quirckey [op] -2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 23:46:40 ago (+0/-2)

I can't even visit Reddit, because it bans VPN.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 07:17:41 ago (+2/-0)

I think you are a bot.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 21:08:25 ago (+3/-0)

Well, if you're truly living the contemplative lifestyle and not retarded, you'll be goose-stepping in short order. Once you're here, you're here forever.

But fuck off, we're full.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 01:56:21 ago (+0/-1)

Correct. dangus has been trying to leave for years now:

"Last thing I remember
I was runnin' for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
Relax said the night man
We are programmed to recieve (sic)
You can check out anytme you like
But you can never leave" [Hotel California]

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 2 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 00:20:05 ago (+2/-0)

I don’t know if you have why it takes to survive here kid…. 🤣

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 01:01:38 ago (+0/-0)

Yes he seems a little too cultured.He probably would have got on well with Fascinus? Thinking more...@Tallest_Skil fancies himself a bit of an intellectual!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 03:15:02 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a retired Drill Sergeant, son. If any of these punks give you a hard time, let me know. I'll sort 'em out!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 01:48:27 ago (+1/-0)

I guess you're wondering where I fit in. I'm hated, reviled and despised on this site and it's how I like it. So if you start coming across all nicey-nice you'll be reported.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:19:40 ago (+1/-0)

How many nukes does Russia have?

[ - ] Quirckey [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:24:42 ago (+2/-2)

Enough for each political prisoner's butthole.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 20:19:15 ago (+1/-0)

@Lost_In_The_Thinking and you will get on fine!

[ - ] dassar 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 22:38:12 ago (+4/-0)

Fck off neri.
Eat shit!.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 23:12:10 ago (+1/-0)

This was one of the cock gazers I was talking about.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 01:58:54 ago (+0/-0)

Ah my question above has been answered you goddamnniggerfaggotshekelwhoregreasywopbastard!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 01:15:12 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry, dude, I apologise for my outburst. I didn't mean it.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 03:18:32 ago (+0/-0)

Back at the Mess, whenever Tanker Clubberlang's name would come up, someone would joke: "Brilliant military career disrupted only by the outbreak of war!". 🤣

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2025 01:46:37 ago (+0/-0)

@con77 is a big deal around here because he said he is. Just sayin'.

[ - ] RafalGanowicz -2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 19:46:27 ago (+1/-3)

Have you accepted Jesus Henry Christos Van Helsing as your personal Lord and Saviour?

[ - ] Quirckey [op] -1 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2025 19:59:48 ago (+1/-2)

Yes, hail Lord Jesus Henry Christos Van Helsing. Amen