×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
3
13 comments block


[ - ] Trope 2 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 19:35:11 ago (+2/-0)

I’m one of those fags who enjoys going to the grocery store almost daily. My meals are primarily skirt steak. Today, I had taco steak and an avocado with salt. The most processed thing I’ll eat is an Italian or Polish sausage or a Vienna Beef hotdog. No bun.

On my birthday, I may go to Cinnabon but I’m not sure what happens to a man when he has an entire meal of cinnamon roll cores after several months of almost meat exclusively. Probably diabetic coma followed by a swift frosting-glazed death.

[ - ] anon 3760998 2 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 19:47:44 ago (+2/-0)

I may go to Cinnabon but I’m not sure what happens to a man when he has an entire meal of cinnamon roll cores after several months of almost meat exclusively.

Answer: Your gut flora will switch from the fat-burning flora (Ketogenesis) to the sugar-burning flora (Glycogenesis).


Guess how your body power flushes that old flora out of your body so that the new needed type can take over. Get your Cinnabon to go, and eat it at home.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:01:13 ago (+1/-0)

"...Get your Cinnabon to go, and eat it at home"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 21:32:47 ago (+0/-0)

My wife is going to be laughing her ass off when we cant even make it to dinner after Cinnabon lunch.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:02:38 ago (+1/-0)

They've made reading ingredient labels next to impossible. Who can say what some of those mystery things are. Not me.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 1 point 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:28:31 ago (+1/-0)

The only truth in here. No ones researching what flavour 304 or chemical 716 is. People have faith in authority and in regulations to ensure safe food consumption.

We know that those agencies are kiked though.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 21:08:20 ago (+1/-0)

Yep and until recently I was one of those people that believed my govt was there to protect me. Believed govt agencies did what they were supposed to do and weren't just places for criminals to get rich and niggers to get reparations cuz Whitey. Up until I read that "natural flavoring" was most often but not always monosodium glutamate and how bad that is for you. Just disgraceful how corrupt the average govt employee is and how stupid the average American is. And how little the govt actually cares about it's citizens.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 21:29:48 ago (+0/-0)

I take my reading glasses to the grocery store with me.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 39 minutesMay 13, 2025 22:52:42 ago (+0/-0)

I have allergic reactions to whatever they spray apples with. If it's organic, I'm fine. Guess how often I eat an 'organic' apple and then need an epipen.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 22:18:08 ago (+0/-0)

Are "Snickers" bio-Engineered food?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 21:27:41 ago (+0/-0)

Do you mean a GMO?

[ - ] anon 1240633 [op] 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 21:39:19 ago (+0/-0)

Bio-Engineered Food Ingredient is essentially the rebranding of GMO...

[ - ] anon 2241426 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 19:06:25 ago (+0/-0)

Wake up one day with ESRD and you'll start reading food labels, I promise.