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I'm going on my first date ever tomorrow PLEASE FUCKING ADVISE!!

submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to AskUpgoat 11 monthsApr 4, 2025 20:43:04 ago (+15/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Eye contact? Wtf is eye contact? How long do I look at her before I look away? Should I just stare her down?

How much effort should I put into my appearance? I don't give a fuck and my styling reflects this.

Wtf do women talk about? I know nothing about them. Wtf?! HELP


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Be clean, smell good, and be yourself. You will have to be yourself eventually so why not start now.