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One of the few acceptable car stickers

submitted by GrayDragon to humor 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 11:05:32 ago (+43/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/qm8bqh.jpeg

And there should have only been one ...


53 comments block


[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 17:28:55 ago (+2/-0)

Allahu Akbar!

[ - ] Burned 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 19:06:07 ago (+1/-0)

Great, now something is going to explode.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:55:30 ago (+1/-0)

What a niche sticker. Must be custom. Stay at home wife probably made it on her kricket. Very nice.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:21:54 ago (+3/-0)

Boomer tier

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 17:09:57 ago (+3/-0)

Get a fucking face already. It was before my time, but I loved that movie. Sean connery? come on!

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 18:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

You mean Zed from Zardoz?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 18:19:10 ago (+0/-0)

noooooo, Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez

[ - ] Burned 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 18:45:56 ago (+0/-0)

Chief Metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 18:59:20 ago (+0/-0)

Ramirez: Haggis? What is haggis?

[ - ] Burned 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 19:04:07 ago (+0/-0)

How revolting

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 18:51:36 ago (+0/-0)

But that Character is a Spainard? Why would they get Sean Connery for that role?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 18:56:58 ago (+0/-0)

That's what makes is so brilliant!

[ - ] Burned 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 19:04:54 ago (+0/-0)

They got an actual highland Scot to play a immortal Spaniard.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:34:48 ago (+2/-0)

Boomers vaguely recognize a pop culture reference and think it's actual content.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 15:24:43 ago (+2/-0)

Don't you have virtual packages to deliver or something?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 12:41:45 ago (+3/-0)

Except SUVs are for faggots and soccer moms.
Men drive pickup trucks.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:18:35 ago (+5/-0)

My putdown truck insults your pickup truck. Fag!

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:22:43 ago (+4/-1)

I will find and kill you

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:24:28 ago (+4/-0)

Cool.

Come to the boat and have some beers first.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:32:42 ago (+3/-0)

Miller Lite thanks

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:38:22 ago (+4/-0)

Got a case and a half of of Coors aboard. Miller lite is okay but it always makes me feel gross and farty. Ditto for Miller's High-Life... must be all the beans they brew it with.

[ - ] Burned 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 19:05:37 ago (+1/-0)

Coors banquet

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 19:27:09 ago (+0/-0)

Okay, if you want to be semantically correct.

Which is the best type of correct.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:36:58 ago (+1/-0)

Semitically incorrect

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:42:19 ago (+1/-0)

The most BASED type of incorrectness!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 17:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

Oh no, someone doesn't __________ the proper way, as decreed by one person. Everyone change!

[ - ] con77 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 12:24:50 ago (+2/-0)

to be honest that movie was mediocre at best

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 12:50:25 ago (+4/-0)

Terrible movies/tv show. Brilliant concept.

[ - ] canbot 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:56:41 ago (+2/-0)

Better than anything made today.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 14:38:09 ago (+1/-0)

That says a lot more about today than it does about then.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 12:12:10 ago (+2/-0)

Makes be regret buying the outlander.

"This thing has carved out a territory and you're in it!"

Does not symbolize well.

[ - ] Irelandlost 10 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 12:34:19 ago (+10/-0)

Just get a sticker that says “Raus” and stick it directly to the right of “Outlander” on your car. Those who matter will get it.

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:49:22 ago (+5/-0)

Ok, you win. Well done

[ - ] Eliack 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 12:09:38 ago (+2/-1)

You can tell he's not interested in impressing any girl

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:23:05 ago (+6/-0)

Girls are gay.

Girls like dick and liking dick is gay.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 14:55:19 ago (+2/-0)

OH SHIT PACK IT IN, BOYS.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:41:52 ago (+1/-0)

Girls lick dick

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 12:15:31 ago (+6/-1)

Do you typically rely upon car stickers to do your girl impressing on your behalf?

Holy shit boy, it would never of occurred to me to link stickers to trying to or even wanting yo impress women!

A tip from a man to you.
Just be impressive, dont try and look it. and mostly, don't chase women.
They fall over themselves coming to you once you are impressive

[ - ] Irelandlost 9 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 12:32:38 ago (+9/-0)

“Just be impressive”

I think you might be on to something there, you should really turn it into a car sticker.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 12:59:03 ago (+3/-0)

Keke

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:48:15 ago (+2/-1)

Eat well.
Dress well.
Lift weights.
Work hard, work smart.

Just these basics from my genx upbringing catapults men into the 1% in this fallen age.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 14:54:04 ago (+2/-1)

We've got ourselves a wannabe internet tough guy.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 21:16:17 ago (+0/-0)

Once white, now a judeo-nigger, i am truly happy to have upset you so.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 21:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

You wish, lil fella.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:40:34 ago (+0/-0)

dress well
Gay
lift weights
Super gay
gen x
Ultra gay

[ - ] Belfuro -1 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 14:43:19 ago (+0/-1)

Im very happy.
You on the otherhand sound like a faggot.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 14:07:03 ago (+2/-0)

We just put stickers on cars to increase horsepower.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:33:15 ago (+1/-3)

Spoken like an incel who has never bagged a bitch in his life.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:46:15 ago (+4/-1)

Tell us more of how mens value comes from vagina access....
What a fuckwit.

Do you always spout jewish, anti male shaming slurs?

And arent you also the judeo-nigger who also hates older whites, using the jewish boomer slur?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 14:31:23 ago (+1/-2)

Anything else you'd like to cry about, bud? Really get it all out there. Air them pussyflaps out.

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 11:59:38 ago (+2/-0)

Unfortunately, there were several. They should have stopped with the first one, but when (((hollywood))) smells a hit they just can't help themselves.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 11:26:04 ago (+2/-0)

Excelsior!

[ - ] mahavishnunj 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 11:10:33 ago (+3/-0)

Love that.