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Jeff Besos is confirmed mind controlled

submitted by Conspirologist to conspiracy 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 12:21:57 ago (+4/-7)     (conspiracy)

His first wife was perfectly fit to him. She was nerdish, but was still sexy:

https://files.catbox.moe/ewxsb3.webp

His new wife is a fucking freak that nobody sane would fuck even once:

https://files.catbox.moe/7r6c8u.jpg

He is obviously mind controlled and can't tell the difference between a real sexy woman and a disgusting freak. Probably ruined by silicon surgery.

He is not a real billionaire. He is just a mind controlled puppet, and nobody really knows who is the real owner of all his money. I bet Jews.


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[ - ] Shitcreek 7 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 12:26:08 ago (+7/-0)

You are even dumber then I previously thought. You are one dumbass street shitter.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 14:29:51 ago (+3/-0)

Con77 would bang her

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 00:43:35 ago (+1/-0)

He would take the whole Viagra(not just half) and bang her.

[ - ] Master_B 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 13:02:01 ago (+3/-0)

Billionaires are fake.


Also..
but was still sexy:
Just NO.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 20:39:23 ago (+2/-0)

Meh, rich guy swaps out first wife for Bimbo-trophy wife.
what's hard to comprehend is conflating it as 'mind control'
Instead of 'i'd rather have a stupid fck toy'.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 18:42:23 ago (+2/-0)

Real billionaire. What does that even mean?

Many of you believe that the people in control all have an IQ of 200 and are playing 27D chess. That is not how it works. People like Bezos are in controll and they are not all geniuses and they are flawed people. They all have weaknesses. Bezos has bad taste in women, obviously.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 12:42:48 ago (+1/-0)

She is his controller/handler.

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 23:21:02 ago (+3/-0)

"she"
With that much fakeness, whose to say her penis isn't real?

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 14:20:34 ago (+2/-0)

I won't argue with you on that.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 12:37:09 ago (+1/-0)

I was thinking the same thing. Real billionaire wouldnt opt to be bald or have a first gen cyborg for a wife.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 12:49:40 ago (+5/-0)

Her lips can't even completely close to hide her teeth... that is how fucking bad her frankenstein-face job is.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -4 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 13:09:49 ago (+0/-4)

OK, but she was the most possible match, since he is a fucking incel. The new wife is a real fucking freak in comparison, that nobody mentally sane can fuck.

[ - ] Shitcreek 5 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 13:17:31 ago (+6/-1)

You shouldn't be calling anyone an incel, curry nigger.