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Gee that whole "someone tried to assassinate Zognald Trumpstein" story fizzled out quickly.

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to TellUpgoat 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 17:19:07 ago (+14/-6)     (TellUpgoat)

Wore some tissue on his ear for a couple days and back on his knees sucking jew cock in no time.

No up close shots of the ear either AFAIK. You'd think they'd flaunt his wound and scarring as proof that a bullet did graze the ear, thanks to Rabbi Trumpstein's life-saving spidey sense. But nope, no discussion about that either.

Verdict: FAKE AND GAY

You have to be a bigger retard than a flat earth tard to believe the ZOG would let someone take a shot at their top kikesucker.


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[ - ] Love240 -2 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 17:34:14 ago (+2/-4)

So close. If only you didn't buy the NASA globe fraud. C'mon buddy, you can get there!

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:56:06 ago (+0/-0)

spherical planets has nothing to do with NASA

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:27:20 ago (+0/-0)

Don't worry. They will try again. I think they will do something to his heli or plane. He surrounded himself with dirty jews

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 21:42:30 ago (+0/-0)

"He surrounded himself with dirty jews"

You mean theres good clean jews out there?... i call BS

[ - ] Razzoriel 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:27:44 ago (+1/-0)

Plastic surgery does wonders. Ask any jew about it. Zognald has probably access to hundreds of them.

[ - ] Sal_180 2 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:53:14 ago (+2/-0)

Plastic surgery still has to heal.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:56:40 ago (+0/-0)

There are no muscles nor nerves in ears, just cartilage.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:01:17 ago (+0/-0)

Which still has to heal... Holy shit, the ability of you people to ignore thing is amazing.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:33:07 ago (+0/-0)

The outcome of the elections will not matter regardless if its fake or not.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 05:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

You really are a dipshit, aren't you? An ear piercing takes longer to heal than trumps "bullet" wound

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:52:26 ago (+2/-1)

There has been upclose shots of his ear. It healed in record time. The least damage a "bullet" has done in human history

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:58:02 ago (+0/-1)

Yahweh was protecting his favorite son that day.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:08:55 ago (+1/-0)

B-b-b-but Trump is the one! Like Neo! In that movie by those jewish troons! That's why he can dodge bullets!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 22:53:29 ago (+1/-0)

Yep Rabbi Trumpstein turned his head and leaned forward at precisely the correct nanosecond (all thanks to his superhuman spidey sense and Neo-esque time and space-bending reaction speed) to avoid having that bullet blow his brains out. Instead it grazed his ear, didn't leave behind a visible wound, and healed up in just a few days.

OR, it was a retarded psyop and nobody tried to shoot that fat zionist piece of shit.

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 17:29:55 ago (+5/-2)

Yeah, I was hoping to see the wound from the pellet that hit his ear. But nothing. Why he isn't making a big deal about it makes me think he was in on it.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 17:54:23 ago (+1/-2)

Didn't he go golfing the next day or soon after?

The only thing that has hit Trump's ear lately is a misfired shot of jew cum when he's sucking down a row of jew cocks.

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:49:49 ago (+1/-1)

Didn't he go golfing the next day or soon after

No that photo evidence was an old picture. Where do you get your talking points? Reddit?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -2 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:57:21 ago (+0/-2)

No that photo evidence was an old picture.

Which is why I asked, fag.

Where do you get your talking points? Reddit?

Upgoat, fag.