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I'm working on an engine that runs on herbs!

submitted by Peleg to Jokes 2.3 yearsOct 16, 2023 19:59:44 ago (+29/-2)     (Jokes)

If I do this right i think I will be able to thyme travel!


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 2.3 yearsOct 16, 2023 22:18:18 ago (+6/-0)

Let me offer you some Sage advice, leave off the catalytic converters!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 2.3 yearsOct 17, 2023 07:34:29 ago (+4/-0)

But if you travel to the future, you won't be cumin back.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 2.3 yearsOct 17, 2023 08:32:16 ago (+3/-0)

You could travel to Oregon, no?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 2.3 yearsOct 16, 2023 23:38:18 ago (+4/-0)

Good lord, has no one ever heard the joke that Mussolini fixed the Italian train system because he made the trains run on thyme? (This goes back decades, folks.)

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 2.3 yearsOct 16, 2023 22:24:24 ago (+4/-0)

Makes sense.

The hardest part of making any herb engine work would be getting the thyming just right.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 2.3 yearsOct 16, 2023 22:21:09 ago (+2/-0)

It's funny because OP replaced the word time with the word thyme which is a herb commonly used in food preparation as a seasoning.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.3 yearsOct 16, 2023 21:07:53 ago (+2/-0)

We'll name it chervil.



[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsOct 16, 2023 22:23:03 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2.3 yearsOct 16, 2023 22:22:55 ago (+1/-0)

Stop being a herb.