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submitted by oppressed to funny 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 04:50:45 ago (+54/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/0nm5b0.mp4

Now we're pretending disabled people are abled


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[ - ] NigNinja 15 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 07:33:43 ago (+15/-0)

Take his disabled parking away.

[ - ] con77 10 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 08:18:14 ago (+10/-0)

Shows what a female black belt is worth

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 19:51:29 ago (+1/-0)

TFW you just got your ass kicked by first base.

Hey, that reminds me:
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

"Bob"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs behind a speedboat?

"Skip"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of the door?

"Matt"

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 20:23:28 ago (+1/-0)

What do you call a blak man with no arms and legs at the beach....nigger!

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 10 monthsMay 16, 2023 12:39:10 ago (+1/-0)

no arms and no legs on the wall
art

[ - ] JudyStroyer 7 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 07:37:39 ago (+7/-0)

I must say- my screen buffered for a second and it happened to be when dude spun and "jumped" at he same time, it froze while he was in mid air, which is pretty impressive that he can pull that off all things considered.

[ - ] herbert_west 6 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 10:13:40 ago (+6/-0)

Monty Python was no joke.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 7 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 05:18:33 ago (+7/-0)

Well… Karate IS a dance, and that was more entertaining than those poker games on tv that seemed to get popular around 2008.

[ - ] zr855 1 point 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 12:46:02 ago (+1/-0)

That is such a wonderful random comparison. I love it.

[ - ] TheGreatWar 5 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 12:16:24 ago (+5/-0)

Every action movie has an unarmed 110 lbs woman wearing black leather pants who face kicks multiple armed 220 lbs men for great victory. This video is less retarded than that.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 17:54:33 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting observation, very true

[ - ] BushChuck 3 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 11:04:52 ago (+3/-0)

'Tis but a flesh wound.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 3 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 09:19:16 ago (+3/-0)

Lmao.
Kinda sad, really though. Probably spent good money on lessons, but just about anyone could hurt him if they wanted to.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 22:22:54 ago (+2/-0)

just about anyone could hurt him if they wanted to

Bro, didn't you watch the video???

[ - ] goat777 0 points 10 monthsMay 17, 2023 15:06:53 ago (+0/-0)

I've got mixed feelings

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 08:15:51 ago (+3/-0)

Like to see him do that to a burlap sack.

[ - ] anrach 2 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 17:27:23 ago (+2/-0)

I think a reasonable disabled person would find this insulting, not inspiring. It's patronizing.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 07:31:34 ago (+2/-0)

Black belted, even.

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter 1 point 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 14:46:41 ago (+1/-0)

Great title! 🤣

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 10:49:44 ago (+1/-0)

The title was very confusing and I had no way to understand how it would make sense

Then it all came together instantly and made perfect sense

[ - ] lastlist 0 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 11:01:49 ago (+0/-0)

Such is the dogle response. Fruitful as expectation.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 10:18:17 ago (+1/-0)

Just No.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsMay 16, 2023 03:58:54 ago (+0/-0)

Clearly the glass jaw has nothing on the glass ankle apparently if a person with no other appendages manages to kick you with their last remaining toe on your ankle you will immediately fall down completely disoriented and disabled.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 20:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

He is handi-japped!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 18:04:35 ago (+0/-0)

It’s nothing but a flesh wound

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 17:53:31 ago (+0/-0)

Sad , funny , depressing , and yet kinda uplifting .
Lotsa layers here , like an onion skin

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 10 monthsMay 15, 2023 10:48:57 ago (+0/-0)

Why do this? It's so fucking beyond stupid to pretend this is something it isn't. This is a big reason the world is fucked up.

It's actually disturbing how insane this is its just as bad as pretending a man in a dress is a woman and not a dangerous mentally ill person