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My wife has been missing for a week

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 yearApr 13, 2023 18:02:58 ago (+32/-0)     (Jokes)

The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and re-bought all her clothes.


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Reminds me of another joke...

Guy has an elderly neighbor and is telling his friend about how he goes to the old man's house every day to fetch his mail and see if he needs anything.

"The old man has Alzheimer's, so each day he asks me where his wife is. Every day I have to tell him that she passed away a couple years ago."

"Oh wow, that sounds tough."

"Not really. You should see the smile on his face every time I tell him she's dead."