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I’m not a moon landing debater or a flat earther, but I just had a conspiracy theory idea that you guys can run with

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to science 1 yearMar 23, 2023 09:42:03 ago (+2/-3)     (science)

I don’t know if I really believe this, but I entertained my own thought, for sure:

The U.S. Government is using their best doctors and scientists and possibly cloned body parts to keep Buzz Aldrin alive and looking virile and younger than he actually is so the space program can have a rock star and figurehead. This Buzz Aldrin may even be a younger man who looks similar who they get to make rap videos and parade out to the public

I do believe we are being manipulated to suck Nasa’s dick, because beginning in 2016 all of these vapid idiot celebrities like the Kardashians began wearing NASA hoodies and it is a fashion trend that persists to this day. I felt like it was being artificially forced on us in its heyday of like 2020.


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