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The Real Fuck Around and Find Out People

submitted by deleted to oldgoats 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 16:39:36 ago (+29/-6)     (oldgoats)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 14:46:08 ago (+0/-0)

Out in the morning, back for lunch , out again , back when street lights come on. No cell phones , parents had no idea what the hell you may be up to

Fond memories

[ - ] SweetChicken 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 09:58:43 ago (+1/-1)

We don’t give a fuck
We won’t ever give a fuck
Until you give a fuck about me
And my generation

[ - ] SweetChicken 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 09:40:32 ago (+0/-0)

We don’t give a fuck
We won’t ever give a fuck
Until you give a fuck about me
And my generation

[ - ] thatsrealfuckinggay 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 10:54:15 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, gen-x is just boomers with bigger egos and slightly better style. They think they're completely different but they're completely the same. Safe, easy lives the whole way through. No real competition, no real danger. Just easy, easy lives, and like boomers, they're confused as FUCK about why things are the way they are and blaming the younger generations without power for it. They sold shit out for easy lives.

Gen y is just millenials with more hair dye. They only know soyworld and they're master sociopaths and scumfucks. Gen y could kill a gen-x and smile while doing it. Nothing matters in their world.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 20:50:31 ago (+0/-0)

👍

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:48:58 ago (+1/-0)

Jarts.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:03:02 ago (+0/-0)

Sharts

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:51:44 ago (+0/-0)

& K-MARTS!

[but Zodys was better]

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:48:24 ago (+2/-1)

Wow, gen x are already boomer posting. I look forward to decades of more cringe memes like this one!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:01:43 ago (+2/-0)

Go find your buttplug and furry costume there a cosplay event in gay town this weekend. I'm sure the transbrave would love to see you again.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 13:00:14 ago (+0/-0)

Ok boomer.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:35:12 ago (+0/-0)

My parents had an overnight policy: “Don’t get killed, injured, or arrested.” Apart from notifying them where I was going to sleep, could stay out till dawn even on a school night. Things were more civilized back before the CIA had completely taken over first the military then the media.

Did I ever mention that I was nearly murdered by Gerald Gallego, when I was 9 years old? He had beat me to unconsciousness, then shoved me into a duffelbag with cinderblocks, saying he was gonna throw me in the river. Charlene talked him out of it, on account of witnesses to the fact that I was there. May have been their first victim, but prolly not. Wonder whether my teeth marks were still on them when they died.

Memories.

{{{{{sigh}}}}}

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 00:23:29 ago (+0/-0)

Bitch, Jerry Dahmer drove past my house a few times watching me play in the yard.

I was almost kidnapped at a rest area.

And I was on the Bozo Show playin' the Grand Prize Game back in the days when it was 6 buckets instead of 10. I actually still have the tickets.

Yup, back in the day.

[ - ] NotAntifa75 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:22:48 ago (+4/-0)

How do you live without
1. being trained in how to kill people
2. hunting
3. getting into someplace without keys
4. making copies of keys
5.cooking meals
6. being self sufficient
7. running around town on foot all day
8. drinking from a water hose
9. bumming food off friends and strangers
10. living alone, homeless
11. living alone, in a rental
12. living alone, in a country shack
13. evading kidnapping and assassination attempts
14. removing blood stains from clothing
15. telling a cop "Yes, it's blood. It's human blood. It's mine; I'm fine. I'm just here for Chinese food." and then rolling your eyes as the stupid pig freaks out.
16. fixing your own car on the side of the road until you are burned, bleeding, and have a running car.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:04:36 ago (+3/-0)

Oddly specific

[ - ] Paradoxical003 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:28:11 ago (+3/-0)

It's his own set of skills that he learned in childhood

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 00:18:32 ago (+1/-0)

telling a cop "Yes, it's blood. It's human blood. It's mine; I'm fine. I'm just here for Chinese food." and then rolling your eyes as the stupid pig freaks out.

This was actually a lot more common when Gen X was growing up than anyone really admits now.

Same thing with the car.

And Gen X kids were frequently taught in some way how to hurt and possibly kill an attacker while they were walking home from school.

Gen X was the last great generation and we didn't even know it.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 18:45:53 ago (+1/-0)

My dad would be gone all day and my mother quit being a mom before I was a preteen. I think she thought she'd put in her time with my older brothers and just quit. I had to cook, do my own laundry and get myself everywhere. As a preteen I would walk for miles because my mother was too much of a lazy fuck to even drive a goddamn car. She would serve undercooked food with raw meat and she would go into my room and throw out articles of clothing for no goddamn reason. I taught myself how to drive because my mother would literally scream in my ear whenever I got behind the wheel.

But please, millenials tell me how easy I had it.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 23:14:46 ago (+0/-0)

There's been a couple gens of boys raised by psychotic, abusive mothers now, but we're not allowed to talk about that

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 23:45:35 ago (+1/-0)

It seems like all the spoiled ones turn out batshit and violent. At least I learned I could never count on her for anything. Yes, let's talk about toxic masculinity more.

I just thank god she never made it to the woke era. She would have latched on to that shit and never let go.

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 18:16:58 ago (+3/-0)

Applies to boomers too. This sounds like my childhood. If you didn't have a house key or forgot it, you knew at least two different ways of getting back into the house when no one was there.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 03:31:51 ago (+1/-0)

Our back door was never locked until night fall

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 18:00:16 ago (+4/-0)

I remember at age 5, in kindergarten, helping with the butchering of chickens, I held the body down on the block and stretched the neck out by the beak and my father or uncle would whack the head off with the axe...at 10 years my brother and I were doing the butchering...blood and guts were a part of growing up.

[ - ] Spaceman84 -3 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:31:03 ago (+0/-3)

Boomer Jr's trying to evade notice while still draining the same feed trough the boomers have been sucking down.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 16:50:44 ago (+2/-0)

My childhood summers consisted of defending about a dozen tree forts in the forests surrounding my neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure I inflicted lock-jaw on at least 3 kids with my rusty boobie traps. Blood was present in any case. Can't say for sure.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:11:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:19:57 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] 867530nein 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 18:39:04 ago (+0/-0)

co2 cartridge + blackpowder + fuse = big boom

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:49:22 ago (+0/-0)

Small badda boom!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:00:03 ago (+0/-0)

You just light it on the ground aimed at the guy.

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:06:51 ago (+1/-0)

Lots of fireworks! And some dipshit who thought it funny to (from time to time) drop LR22 shells into the camp fires.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:38:38 ago (+1/-0)

Me and my best friend built an m80 jackstand cannon that fired tennisballs stupidly far. They'd be all tore up and destroyed, too. Good times. It was like a retarded mortar.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 22:18:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 20:59:29 ago (+0/-0)

Bottle Rocket wars anyone

👍

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 16:59:46 ago (+1/-0)

Is that the "blood play" they're teaching kids about these days?

I expect it is probably not.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:03:11 ago (+2/-0)

What? No.
It's "If you fuck around in my fort without my permission, you are going to get stabbed by a rusty knife spring loaded under a floor board."
Anyone who had tree forts as a kid knows the fucking rules. They are all boobie trapped. And if you don't know, you find out.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:11:19 ago (+3/-0)

hehehe...

BOOBIE!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 20:58:53 ago (+1/-0)

That's what I said bootytrap!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 20:57:55 ago (+1/-0)

BB gun fights in the woods after you were ambushed..good sh!t

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 16:44:58 ago (+9/-0)

Well that's a flattering description. I like it!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 16:54:04 ago (+11/-0)

Surprisingly accurate. They missed the part about eating random berries and fruit we found in the woods, and of course woods porn. I know I'm not the only one who found random stacks of porn mags in the woods, or stashed under the bridges in my neighborhood. I've always wondered how that was such a common experience for people who grew up in the 80's and 90's. My working theory is it was placed there by degenerate kikes in the neighborhood that noticed kids hung out in those places.

[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:05:20 ago (+6/-0)

Oh, hey! You found my woods porn!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:16:03 ago (+8/-0)

Doubt it was yours, there wasn't ever any fag porn.

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:23:02 ago (+4/-0)

What are you doing looking for porn in the fag porn trees?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:44:36 ago (+1/-0)

lol

[ - ] mannerbund 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:05:22 ago (+3/-0)

And beating each other with thorn covered sticks for fun, while stealing tools to build tree forts as high as we could climb, defending our forts from the rest of the group.

Or playing on beaches, with no parents or adults anywhere to be found, miles away from home.

Or riding mountain top to mountain top, blowing through gas, through the woods with nary a 'responsible adult' or parent around.

We had lots of fun that these new kids can't seem to fathom.

Lucky we were when we happened to be close enough to heard the dinner bell ring.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:50:28 ago (+4/-0)

No shit, two of my brothers, a friend, and me ran around the neighborhood with garden tools that were stand ins for ninja weapons. We all adopted a name from the fucking ninja turtles. We were a god damn force of nature until my older brother set three acres of the woods on fire. After that the only thing we could leave the house with was our bikes.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 20:56:06 ago (+3/-0)

We used to go around the neighborhood back when all cable boxes could change channels with the same remote.

Hilarity would ensue.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:46:04 ago (+2/-0)

Ooh, back then, it was easy to splice into someone else's cable, too. I found a cablebox in a pile of street trash and brought it home like I did... then I got a coaxial splitter and some cable and just connected it to our dickhead neighbor's cable on the roof, and voilah! Free retarded TV! Oh, but that was after the missus [just girlfriend at the time] bought a TV from one of the neighbors - he was a real one of the guys in the literal actual Blacksheep Squadron! He was really friendly to her, but that's just because she was a pretty girl - but what the hell, we scored a super cheap decent TV from him...

But I digress. There wasn't cable when I was a kid playing outside. Well, maybe there was somewhere... but dad just built descrambler boxen for things like Z channel, ON-TV, and some other thing we hardly ever used and I forget what it was called. SelectTV maybe? Idunno.

But I digress. I guess.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 22:13:01 ago (+1/-0)

Speakin swahili to me with those channels. I had a decrambler too bought it off ebay.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 22:40:42 ago (+0/-0)

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOG!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 22:00:19 ago (+1/-0)

Don't know that channel. Did it have subtitles?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 23:37:27 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 20:54:12 ago (+3/-0)

build tree forts as high as we could climb, defending our forts from the rest of the group.

Good sh!t. We also used to have block wars. All the kids from opposing streets would show up and we'd fake fight and throw shit at eachother.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 03:29:05 ago (+1/-0)

Oh I remember these well. Dog shit on a stick.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 23:56:47 ago (+2/-0)

My friend compound fractured his arm falling out of one of those things. There was blood everywhere.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:21:29 ago (+2/-0)

Porn stash in the woods.

I'd treat it like a sharecache, take mag, leave a mag.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:26:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:58:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:39:58 ago (+0/-0)

My dad had Oui magazines. I kinda liked them better than the playboys. More pics and less words!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 17:56:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 20:51:28 ago (+1/-0)

Yea never understood random neighborhood and woods porn.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:15:41 ago (+1/-0)

I know I'm not the only one who found random stacks of porn mags in the woods, or stashed under the bridges in my neighborhood.

I’m a millennial and have found “wood porn” when I was in my youth.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:31:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 21:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

TRANNYPORN!

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 15, 2022 19:47:30 ago (+1/-0)

Except for the nigger dialect.