India to power the world - Upgoat

India to power the world
submitted by SaneGoatiSwear to whatever 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 07:52:40 ago (+40/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 11:10:30 ago (+0/-0)

They left out the intermediary step, the awesome bean dip.

[ - ] allahead 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 15:35:57 ago (+0/-0)

Seems like I remember reading an article one time about how computerized cameras placed indiscriminately in toilets could learn to recognize people by the unique shape of their balloon knot. I guess all tech finds a purpose.

Oh here it is, fingerprint, meet analprint.

https://www.cnet.com/news/this-toilet-uses-butt-recognition-while-analyzing-your-poo-for-diseases/

I want off this ride.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 20:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

Taco Bell would be #1 restaurant on the planet if this is true.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 20:14:06 ago (+0/-0)

My wife just pointed out to me that constipated people would be poor and live in poverty.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 21:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

I want one. But I don't want ANYONE to know, in case the RAISE prices so THEY get the benefits. I just become the worker then.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 10:29:40 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 13:24:12 ago (+0/-0)

Just noticed the nose after you said something about it.

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 08:06:35 ago (+3/-0)

poo in the crypto loo

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 08:44:20 ago (+4/-0)

Suddenly my pissjugs don't look so crazy!

[ + ] SaneGoatiSwear

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 08:48:22 ago (+1/-0)

Haha pissjugs are always crazy mane

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 08:53:51 ago (+3/-0)*

Not as crazy as a poopsock.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/poop-sock

But I guess in this new economy those would be like... AAAs or something.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 10:41:34 ago (+1/-0)

I've heard of the 'sacrificial sock' before, but this goes to a whole new level.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 10:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

Shit dude

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 10:31:23 ago (+0/-0)

Literally

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 19:29:59 ago (+0/-0)

Go clean the toilets Charlie!

[ - ] coldsoak 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 09:25:54 ago (+4/-0)

Fauci invested in it. Gave the project "the brown light".

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 10:47:50 ago (+2/-0)

He gave it two bumbs up.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 19:28:58 ago (+0/-0)

His ass

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 09:19:00 ago (+5/-0)

I wonder if South Korean's taxes were ripped off, or if globalists tossed him ours. A lemon can create energy and this probably doesn't create much more than a lemon, but a few more subsidies to refine it, and yeah; the future. It's all about the future yaknow.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 18:34:28 ago (+0/-0)

It seems he collects the methane from the shit and then pipes it to a cook top. So you are basically cooking with farts.

[ - ] Master_Foo 7 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 09:00:32 ago (+7/-0)

Who run Barter Town?

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 10:39:51 ago (+4/-0)

Gives new meaning to the name 'Master Blaster'.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 8 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 10:05:43 ago (+8/-0)

India doesn't use toilets.

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2022 16:01:07 ago (+1/-0)