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No phones restaurant

submitted by fritz_maurentod to funny 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 09:44:46 ago (+61/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 9 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:27:58 ago (+9/-0)

Remember when my gf got a blackberry. Instantly taking her out to dinner sucked. Phone zombies appeared quite quickly. Refused to get a smartphone for years

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:59:23 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 13:12:38 ago (+2/-0)

Same. I always leave the room when I get a call, not so much for privacy (although that's one reason) but more for consideration of other people. Being in the same room with someone on a phone call is irritating as hell, and people at a table talking on a phone are the worst people on earth.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 13:37:47 ago (+1/-0)

if I had to make or take a call I would walk to a payphone and use it there.

I recall needing to use a public payphone at a train station one time many moons ago before mobile phones. Some curry was talking to another curry on the public phone for over 30min, eventually, I just choked him out with the cord and called a taxi after hanging up his call and he was licking the tiles at my boots.

Public payphones would necessitate some sense of decorum and common courtesy, you would take a shit in a public restroom for 30min now would you?

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 18:18:13 ago (+1/-0)

Sure you did

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:31:07 ago (+0/-0)

after hanging up his call and he was licking the tiles at my boots.

I call bullshit.

I get a lot of messages from this fuck and each one reeks of 👃.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 13:30:43 ago (+1/-0)*

This is so true. I had a similar experience, and I recall some thot in college asking me if I lived under a rock one day because I didn't have my phone out checking facebook in the dorms when everyone else was. I remember the transition from cell phones to smart phones, and suddenly some of my friends became so fanatical about the 'tech'. They started trading in the vocab about the phones like it was just ordinary conversation, and I found myself so unable to care. They'd talk about the latest thing, standing for hours to get it, what the announcements were about the next version/s, etc.

That was a realization, and my most recent one has been seeing how people are living in a digital reality even prior to the physical reality they occupy. Women stopping dead in the middle of a store, or on a sidewalk, to do some stupid shit for social media, completely oblivious to everything and everyone around them. Also, the way that it is now considered more normal to be focused on a phone in public than to look at or start a conversation with strangers. People legitimately get insecure about the 'risks' socially of being social, and it is totally acceptable as a response - if you want to - to treat someone as weird if they break that unwritten rule. I mean, that it is a socially acceptable 'out' to punish someone for breaking that wall, if you don't want their conversation. As opposed to being the other way around, where we treat someone as weird for being totally shut off to socializing. The abnormal has become the normal.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 18:15:28 ago (+1/-1)

You gay niglet

Flip phone for life

Off yourself if you can't live w out a smart phone

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 18:47:47 ago (+1/-0)

I still have stock market ticker tape motherfucker. Lay your testicles on dry ice if you can't trade stocks like it's 1871

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 18:52:21 ago (+1/-0)

Real men use carrier pigeons to send messages

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:39:38 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:35:28 ago (+0/-0)

Hath thou bequeathed upon thyne a duel?!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:51:49 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking cockfight. Make a lot off the Mexicans at work

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:33:52 ago (+0/-0)

Startac nigga startac

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 21:47:55 ago (+0/-0)

I still don't have one.You should see the looks when I get a call on my flip-phone.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:50:06 ago (+0/-0)

You got a jitterbug boomer?

[ - ] Cunty 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 13:12:07 ago (+5/-0)

Is that a shitskin only eatery?.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:36:02 ago (+2/-0)

If Sydney metro yes

[ - ] dassar 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 13:07:25 ago (+4/-0)

Wow a 10% discount to go towards medical bills from the vaxx jab that they needed to enter said restaurant in the first place. Dumb shrimps on a barbie...

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 15:22:51 ago (+0/-0)

See the system works.

[ - ] Grospoliner 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:29:18 ago (+2/-0)

In reality it is just an excuse to kick prices up 10%

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:55:05 ago (+2/-0)

Only 10%?

SUCHADEAL!!!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:19:29 ago (+2/-0)

No niggers would be even better.

[ - ] allahead 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 15:23:45 ago (+1/-0)

Great, but where are the Australians?

[ - ] fritz_maurentod [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 15:27:52 ago (+0/-0)

They are busy working.

[ - ] lurker 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:17:45 ago (+1/-0)

When you go out with a group just have everyone pile their phones up in the middle of the table, if anyone goes and grabs their phone they have to pay the bill. If everyone abstains from grabbing for their phones then when the waitress comes with the bill tell her what the deal is and let her decide who pays by picking a phone.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:37:39 ago (+0/-0)

This one has messages from a @maroonsaint asking for dick pics.

I'm not sure what to do with this one.

[ - ] PeBeFri 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:07:30 ago (+1/-0)

If they wanted to go the extra mile, they could use a Faraday cage instead of that cage.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:38:23 ago (+1/-0)

The cage being Australia?

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:07:41 ago (+1/-0)

I saw those phone cages in a store. What the fuck is on your phone that's so much better than talking to actual living people right next to you?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 12 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:20:13 ago (+12/-0)

Voat.xyz

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:38:09 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:39:50 ago (+3/-0)

But I'm on Voat and you're not going to find yourself at dinner with me.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:41:30 ago (+1/-0)

Wiggle never takes his girls to dinner, sheets to streets!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 11:46:23 ago (+1/-0)

Sheeeit.

Isn't is street to sheets?

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:47:53 ago (+1/-0)

See that was a trick question now youve shown your true colors!

[ - ] allahead 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 15:23:24 ago (+0/-0)

If you're getting hookers.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:40:45 ago (+0/-0)

Hoes to duh doe

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 13:01:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:00:26 ago (+0/-0)

I prefer it that way,actually.

[ - ] Ayylmao 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 14:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

filthy phone poster

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:01:30 ago (+0/-0)

Tablet, actually.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 01:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

Look at these dopamine fiends
oh no, what can we do until the food comes? sure we can't just wait patiently
WE NEED DOPAMINE, WE NEED VALIDATION/ATTENTION, WE NEED THE PHONES, THE SOCIAL MEDIA!

there is a reason why i pretty much gave up on modern wimmin
they are not much different than cattle at this point, esp with the muzzle fanatics

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 4, 2022 01:07:38 ago (+0/-0)

it seems that australia is getting darker and darker, the inhabitants, anyway.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 22:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

If girls only KNEW how much they stink. OR DO they (like OTHERS we KNOW of)?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 21:04:03 ago (+0/-0)

Ugly kids and dad

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 19:29:03 ago (+0/-0)

The future is Brite.

[ - ] 1_h8_J3ws 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 18:36:54 ago (+0/-0)

Haha.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 16:05:08 ago (+0/-0)

No masks. This photo must be soooo old - how blissful, no one asking you for vax proof before you can step foot in the place.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 13:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

They let muslims in their restaurant though.

[ - ] Dr_Mx 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 3, 2022 12:44:36 ago (+0/-0)

But keep your mask on and only lift between bites.