Swedish company DSruptive Subdermals has created a subcutaneous microchip that can be used to store vaxx information and accessed by a smartphone.
The 12-14 mm chip boasts up to 50 years of data retention and already has thousands of early adopters in North Cuckland.
Articles on the efficacy of the chip boast monitoring biometric data and can even check a woman's menstruation cycle.
Of course, the vaxx pass is already on the table.
"I have a chip implant in my arm and I have programmed the chip so that I have my Covid passport on the chip," said Hannes Sjoblad, managing director of DSruptive Subdermals, as a PDF with his vaccine certificate appeared on his phone.
"The reason is that I always want to have it accessible and when I read my chip, I just swipe my phone on the chip and then I unlock and it opens up.
"A chip implant costs €100 if you want to buy the more advanced versions, and you can compare this with for example a health wearable that will cost perhaps twice that but at the same time a chip implant you can use for 20, 30, 40 years. Whereas a wearable you can only use for three, four years."
Naturally, the managing director made many promises we've heard over and over and over again about how he has a strong interest in privacy and he'd be the first one on the barricades if they they were to forcibly implant prisoners or the elderly.
"Nobody can force anyone to get a chip implant."
Bullshit.
Archive Links:
https://archive.md/TwnQL - RTE Article.
https://archive.md/KzDCv - DSruptive Subdermals website.
https://archive.md/dgYYz - Metro UK Article.
https://archive.md/hcR2m - Biohackinfo article.
boekanier 11 points 2.3 years ago
Swedes again, the super cucks of europe. Ruled by pedos, homos and feminists.