As a kid I was forced to walk the plank. - Upgoat

As a kid I was forced to walk the plank.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 18:30:29 ago (+0/-0) (Jokes)

My parents couldn't afford a dog.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 20:00:57 ago (+2/-0)

Nowadays they couldn't afford the plank!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 21:53:39 ago (+0/-0)

Remember back when if you wore a mask into a bank they would call the cops? But nowadays if you go into a bank without a mask they will call the cops.

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[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2021 05:01:40 ago (+1/-0)

Not that long ago. Like 3 1/2 to four years ago when the door guard would make me remove the surgical mask to enter.

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As a kid I was forced to walk the plank. submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 18:30:29 ago (+0/-0) (Jokes)

As a kid I was forced to walk the plank.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 18:30:29 ago (+0/-0) (Jokes)