This may have happened last night, this may have happened years ago. This may have never happened for all you know, but I’m going to tell this regardless and let you decide for yourselves.
One night after a long day of toiling in a hot factory all day, Her0n was driving back home to his wife, minding his own business.
I was driving a little fast 85-90 in a 70 zone. No one was in the passing lane as I approached a trucker, I looked behind me, saw no one in the lane, turn signal and moved over. Then I notice high beams, oops! Turns out the person behind me thought he was going to sneak past both of us and we moved at the same time, no biggie. I moved back over after passing the trucker. Looked over to see a nigger making gang signs at me. I ignored him and kept driving, he cuts me off, slams breaks and the trucker had to swerve to avoid pancaking me. I got pissed and went around him, then I rolled down my window and chucked some unopened soda cans behind me like it was Mario kart or some shit. On the third try I heard a loud CRACK and saw swerving behind me until he lost control and wound up in the median. Wh says violence solves nothing? Don’t let these niggers go unpunished, it’s time for us to take minor risks at least, a man defends his home.
Anyway, I just wanted to share this with people who care to read a feel good story. I hope I gave you a smile while you read this.
Mother in law who is, in other respects, the model of a classy lady, has been known to fling handfuls of change from the ashtray out of the back of a convertible.
They’d have come for me already if they were going to. I already have a homestead and my family started. I’m a jews worst nightmare; a self-sufficient man!
[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:35:47 ago (+1/-0)
Whenever I see a Charger weaving in and out of traffic, there’s an 8/10 chance it’s a nigger. I then find myself saying aloud the same phrase used about Jews.... “EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.” Also...well done! I’ve wanted to do something like that so many times.
I was bullied as a child and in my twenties I was quite unhinged.
I’m calmer now but that just means I make elaborate and thorough plans. I pretend to be a bikers buddy so I can have him teach me the ropes. Did the same with some city purebloods. Their methods are effective and you don’t hear about them for a reason.
Hells angels are very intelligent men, do not cross them. The lines they dance over will destroy some people.
I've thrown things at other drivers. Years ago I was tooling around with a buddy and some of his a-hole classmates decided to chase us. We had a number of 2-liter sodas in the car, so I started lobbing them at the a-holes. First one burst and sprayed all over the chasing vehicle. The driver decided to swerve to miss the second one and wound up high-centered on the median of a major thoroughfare. We laughed like hell. Nobody was hurt (though the a-hole's car likely was fucked up).
[ + ] FacelessOne
[ - ] FacelessOne 12 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:38:06 ago (+14/-2)
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n [op] 8 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:46:37 ago (+8/-0)
I know road rage isn’t smart, but fuck that nigger straight to hell
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[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 10:47:59 ago (+1/-0)
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[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:12:50 ago (+1/-0)
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[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 09:09:52 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] NeoNazirite
[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 14:56:48 ago (+1/-0)
E: https://youtu.be/8LyHPZFtk3o
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:19:47 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] rise4teen88
[ - ] rise4teen88 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:46:00 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n [op] 6 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:47:50 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] Cunt
[ - ] Cunt 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 08:28:25 ago (+2/-0)
Yeah, nah Kinda nearly pooped my pants reading that.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 09:44:01 ago (+2/-0)
Think I need to update my traveling rock collection.
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n [op] 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 10:06:56 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 10:52:32 ago (+1/-0)
Now get that sort of reaction in snow and you'll see some spectacular crashing.
[ + ] Thyhorrorcosmic103
[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:21:58 ago (+2/-0)
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[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:42:08 ago (+1/-0)
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[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:21:10 ago (+0/-0)
And I would not do well in prison.
[ + ] SparklingWiggle
[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 15:55:31 ago (+0/-0)
Is this because you're a picky eater, or because you don't care for scumbags and niggers?
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[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 17:40:13 ago (+0/-0)
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[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:11:03 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:20:07 ago (+1/-0)
It didn’t have the front plate like it supposed to though, extra credit?
[ + ] dingbat
[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:35:47 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 14:26:54 ago (+0/-0)
I’m calmer now but that just means I make elaborate and thorough plans. I pretend to be a bikers buddy so I can have him teach me the ropes. Did the same with some city purebloods. Their methods are effective and you don’t hear about them for a reason.
Hells angels are very intelligent men, do not cross them. The lines they dance over will destroy some people.
[ + ] Thyhorrorcosmic103
[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:19:24 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:17:31 ago (+0/-0)
“That’s my kink! ;)”
[ + ] SocksOnCats
[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 16:12:25 ago (+1/-0)
Always carry things to throw.
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