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I put a can of soda through a niggers windshield

submitted by Her0n to whatever 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:31:29 ago (+52/-2)     (whatever)

This may have happened last night, this may have happened years ago. This may have never happened for all you know, but I’m going to tell this regardless and let you decide for yourselves.

One night after a long day of toiling in a hot factory all day, Her0n was driving back home to his wife, minding his own business.

I was driving a little fast 85-90 in a 70 zone. No one was in the passing lane as I approached a trucker, I looked behind me, saw no one in the lane, turn signal and moved over. Then I notice high beams, oops! Turns out the person behind me thought he was going to sneak past both of us and we moved at the same time, no biggie. I moved back over after passing the trucker. Looked over to see a nigger making gang signs at me. I ignored him and kept driving, he cuts me off, slams breaks and the trucker had to swerve to avoid pancaking me. I got pissed and went around him, then I rolled down my window and chucked some unopened soda cans behind me like it was Mario kart or some shit. On the third try I heard a loud CRACK and saw swerving behind me until he lost control and wound up in the median. Wh says violence solves nothing? Don’t let these niggers go unpunished, it’s time for us to take minor risks at least, a man defends his home.

Anyway, I just wanted to share this with people who care to read a feel good story. I hope I gave you a smile while you read this.


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[ - ] FacelessOne 12 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:38:06 ago (+14/-2)

Then everyone clapped

[ - ] Her0n [op] 8 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:46:37 ago (+8/-0)

Lol I wish, the few people I told weren’t pleased as I was about it.

I know road rage isn’t smart, but fuck that nigger straight to hell

[ - ] deleted 11 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:59:03 ago (+11/-0)

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[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 10:47:59 ago (+1/-0)

Did he now? The nigger is still alive.

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:12:50 ago (+1/-0)

He'll find an innocent young white girl to take it out on, it's the nigger way

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 22:18:10 ago (+0/-0)

That would happen sooner or later anyway

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 11:32:03 ago (+0/-0)

The greatest lie is "violence doesn't solve anything" when history attests to the exact opposite.

[ - ] PawpawMan 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 13:39:14 ago (+1/-0)

He attempted murder. Fuck him

[ - ] OyGoy 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 08:58:27 ago (+3/-1)

The trucker then gave him a crisp $100$ note.

[ - ] jqueso 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:35:20 ago (+2/-0)

I'l clapping now and everyone is staring at me.

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 9 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 08:01:52 ago (+9/-0)

I know lads who used to keep a bag of marbles in their car for times like these.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 09:09:52 ago (+4/-0)

I’m a biker and I carry the ball bearings they sell for sling shot ammo.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 14:56:48 ago (+1/-0)

The broken ceramic from a spark plug works well too.

E: https://youtu.be/8LyHPZFtk3o

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:19:47 ago (+3/-0)

Mother in law who is, in other respects, the model of a classy lady, has been known to fling handfuls of change from the ashtray out of the back of a convertible.

[ - ] rise4teen88 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:46:00 ago (+4/-0)

Too bad the niggers car didn't flip but nice job either way.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 6 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:47:50 ago (+6/-0)

I would have shit my pants honestly. Criminal mischief is my normal operation level. I let my anger get the best of me in this situation.

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 08:28:25 ago (+2/-0)

he cuts me off, slams breaks and the trucker had to swerve to avoid pancaking me.

a feel good story. I hope I gave you a smile while you read this.


Yeah, nah Kinda nearly pooped my pants reading that.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 09:44:01 ago (+2/-0)

Best part about this: niggers can't drive.

Think I need to update my traveling rock collection.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 10:06:56 ago (+3/-0)

He was swerving all over the place trying to cause me to wreck I guess… He almost went off the road twice on his own accord.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 10:52:32 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like they were chimping out. Par for the course.

Now get that sort of reaction in snow and you'll see some spectacular crashing.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:21:58 ago (+2/-0)

Get a bag of marbles. They bounce off the road and give more chance of hitting the target.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:42:08 ago (+1/-0)

Smart. Won't need to waste all my fist-sized rocks right away.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 08:52:28 ago (+1/-0)

Glad to hear you didn't get caught.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:21:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I’m that idiot that would brag about it to the cops.

And I would not do well in prison.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 15:55:31 ago (+0/-0)

And I would not do well in prison.

Is this because you're a picky eater, or because you don't care for scumbags and niggers?

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 17:40:13 ago (+0/-0)

A little of both.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 22:56:33 ago (+0/-0)

Thank goodness there's no law enforcement here

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 15:23:54 ago (+0/-0)

They’d have come for me already if they were going to. I already have a homestead and my family started. I’m a jews worst nightmare; a self-sufficient man!

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 09:58:21 ago (+1/-0)

Don't try this without being prepared for a gun fight.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 10:08:16 ago (+1/-0)

At that time in my life I was looking for it. I wanted to end some nogs.

[ - ] whiteflourguy 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 10:48:30 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers are worthless, I would not waste a full unopened can of anything on them

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:08:28 ago (+0/-0)

Did you consider the entertainment factor?

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:11:03 ago (+1/-0)

Was the nigger driving a Dodge Charger or any Mercury with temporary license plates by chance?

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:20:07 ago (+1/-0)

It was a charger, but it didn’t have temp plates.
It didn’t have the front plate like it supposed to though, extra credit?

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:35:47 ago (+1/-0)

Whenever I see a Charger weaving in and out of traffic, there’s an 8/10 chance it’s a nigger. I then find myself saying aloud the same phrase used about Jews.... “EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.” Also...well done! I’ve wanted to do something like that so many times.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 14:26:54 ago (+0/-0)

I was bullied as a child and in my twenties I was quite unhinged.

I’m calmer now but that just means I make elaborate and thorough plans. I pretend to be a bikers buddy so I can have him teach me the ropes. Did the same with some city purebloods. Their methods are effective and you don’t hear about them for a reason.

Hells angels are very intelligent men, do not cross them. The lines they dance over will destroy some people.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 11:19:24 ago (+1/-0)

Theres nothing like a feel good story to start the day

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 12:17:31 ago (+0/-0)

I’m glad I can make your day better!

“That’s my kink! ;)”

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 16:12:25 ago (+1/-0)

I've thrown things at other drivers. Years ago I was tooling around with a buddy and some of his a-hole classmates decided to chase us. We had a number of 2-liter sodas in the car, so I started lobbing them at the a-holes. First one burst and sprayed all over the chasing vehicle. The driver decided to swerve to miss the second one and wound up high-centered on the median of a major thoroughfare. We laughed like hell. Nobody was hurt (though the a-hole's car likely was fucked up).

Always carry things to throw.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 24, 2021 08:47:40 ago (+0/-0)

it would have met Mr Sig

[ - ] ggolemg 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 04:05:13 ago (+0/-0)

Violence solves everything, it's just not always the best solution.

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast 0 points 3.7 yearsSep 25, 2021 18:44:01 ago (+0/-0)

you owe my a fucking windshield and now i know who you is.