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I know you know I frequently give randos rides.

A statie conveniently pulled over on the off ramp so I have to take the back way home?

20 miles out my way, and shes walking because she just got in an argument with family?

Offered me cash for the ride. Offered me cash for anything else as a thank you.

Immediately establishes 'star sign', and birth date. Finds out my last name as we're talking. Starts talking cars, confirms the make and model, and likes it because its similar to hers? Yeah sure.

Goes in for a hug when I drop her off, and transitions into a kiss and then making out?

Says shes staying separate from her family, and has to work tomorrow, and I'm like "yeah that sucks", and shes like "yeah what really sucks is i'm gonna be up all night alone."

Ignored. We finish up talking, and she heads back. I drive home kicking myself.

Goats, I'm probably just the dumbest motherfucker on gods green earth, but it was definitely fucking weird.
I am not that lucky.

So which of you glow in the dark motherfuckers took my shitposts serious?

Also, how did you know my one weakness was women?

Either I'm fucking retarded from all the head trauma from years of fighting, it was a setup, or I really am living in the fucking matrix.