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Update Your iDIOTphone to the NWO Edition

submitted by deleted to whatever 2.8 yearsJun 22, 2021 12:53:21 ago (+11/-1)     (whatever)

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[ - ] Ploymroph 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 22, 2021 13:09:06 ago (+4/-0)

but i depend on my smart phone, i would be nothing withotut my smart phone, how am i supposed to consume all the medEa without my smart phone, goy

[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 22, 2021 14:37:08 ago (+3/-0)

only literal subhumans use apple products

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 22, 2021 15:50:33 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 22, 2021 20:17:48 ago (+1/-0)

Oh em gee, diversity!!

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 22, 2021 17:55:20 ago (+1/-0)

What's psychotic about the smart phones is that they require users to magnify microscopically petty differences to justify one set of handcuffs over another.

Ooh I just got the latest rotary phone out of the box. It has a 1/8 inch border around the bottom edge that really sets it apart, and makes it stand out as a leader in it's field.

The design engineers have worked hard to update the style line on this one and they've knocked it out of the field.

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