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Anon exposes (((Hershey's))) chocolate.

submitted by Splooge to 4Chan 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 12:00:50 ago (+52/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 14:59:12 ago (+9/-1)

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[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 15:44:58 ago (+5/-0)

Who owns it today?

[ - ] fightknightHERO 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 19:41:32 ago (+4/-0)

that's the key question

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 23:05:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 03:00:06 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 08:59:44 ago (+2/-0)

Mostly jews. Yep.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 19:49:53 ago (+2/-3)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 21:45:34 ago (+1/-0)

no but it does taste like shit

[ - ] account deleted by user -2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 22:19:42 ago (+1/-3)

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[ - ] wyrmblut 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 12:27:49 ago (+9/-1)*

Hershey might be shit chocolate but show me proof that Milton Hershey was a jew or fuck off. His early life shows negative, ctrl-F "jew" returns 0 results

[ - ] oldblo 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 20:20:56 ago (+4/-0)

Wiki intentionally censors Jew status these days. They are kinda wishy washy on if they do it or not now but like usual wiki isnt to be trusted about people, groups, internet sites, or events.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 15:10:45 ago (+4/-0)

Meh. Needs more bile.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 18:26:45 ago (+3/-0)*

May as well. Apparently no one looked it up. It's an anaerobic bacteria produced by fermentation.

It's in butter and probably one of the many reasons butter is better for you than that vegetable grease called margarine.

[ - ] olinneserpona 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 14:46:00 ago (+3/-0)

18 years ago my ex girl friend while in highschool went to the U.S. as an exchange student and she sent me souvenirs from the great U.S. of A and "Hersheys kisses" was one of the exiting gifts and I forced myself to eat them all because it was the polite thing to do even though they had that mild flavour of vomit.
Your chocolate sucks America, Jesus Christ.. The warheads where great though, lost lots of tongue skin over the coming months. 10/10.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 21:46:42 ago (+2/-0)

can confirm, non american, hersheys is utter shit. i dont know how people eat it.

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 20:23:38 ago (+2/-0)

Never could get into chocolate. I feel vindicated.

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 17:49:59 ago (+1/-0)

I LOVED warheads as a kid. Ate so many of those things down at the skating rink.

[ - ] olinneserpona 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 15:01:31 ago (+0/-0)

They are the king of sour candy for sure.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 12:23:33 ago (+3/-0)

the first time i was offered an heresy i was hesitant
because it didn't smell like chocolate to me

and it ACTUALLY tasted like vomit, i thought he just bought a bar with a poor expiration date but i always suspected there was something (((wrong))) with this brand

safe to say any european brand (particularly Swiss or Belgian) can easily put amerikike nigger chocolate to shame

[ - ] Splooge [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 12:25:02 ago (+1/-0)

What's the saying? Once you go Toblerone, you never go back?

[ - ] fightknightHERO 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 12:48:12 ago (+8/-0)

Toblerone is jew owned processed niggercrap (literally the worst swiss chocolate there is in the market)

i'm talking about Lindt (best of swiss) Côte d’Or (best of France)
benjamissimo (best of bulgaria) and many others

you can tell chocolate quality by simply looking at the ingredients
if you pick up a bar and the first ingredient is sugar and NOT Chocolate mass and cacao butter
drop that shit right away

good quality chocolate needs at least 40% cocoa solids and if the list is incredibly long then it's highly processed and not very good
look up benjamissimo as an example how a chocolate list should look like
https://biobenjamin.com/benjamissimo/

P.S any chocolate that uses Soy Lichtin (emulsifier) should be instantly dropped
that means no Toblerone and no milka "chocolates" if you value your balls

[ - ] Splooge [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 12:52:39 ago (+2/-0)

Damn. Thanks for the info.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:04:40 ago (+1/-0)

Wait, i can't eat white chocolate anymore?

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:08:57 ago (+1/-0)

not quite, there are reputable brands that use cocoa butter (at least 27%) in their white chocolate production

always look at the ingredients, cocoa solids/butter is a hugely important ingredient
and while white chocolate is bad because of high sugar content, it is not as bad if it actually contains chocolate and isn't just goy oil mixed with sugar and other (((additives)))

[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 12:57:47 ago (+3/-0)

For an extra effort, i've looked around for non-pozzed chocolate makers in the US
https://www.worldwidechocolate.com/shop-by-country/chocolate-maker-origin/united-states/

see if you see any of these on your local organic store

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:38:42 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] WittyUserName 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 17:15:06 ago (+1/-0)

Ghirardelli and Lindt are owned by the same company. But yeah. They're exceptional.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 17:31:49 ago (+2/-0)

there was a certain article on CFT/ROTR which made note how LINDT kept the easter eggs while another popular (((german))) brand caved in and censored the name (holiday something, a really lame name)

if i'm feeling like digging through my history i can find you the article, the Swiss are pretty based (not swiss airlines though, they are cucked hard)

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:28:47 ago (+2/-0)

Its worth trying hersheys one last time just to confirm yea, it has an undertone of that last bit of yellow crap you barf up when you get a stomach bug.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 09:04:43 ago (+0/-0)

They sell hershey's here, it tastes ok to me. Now I want to compare it to american hershey's to see if it's the same brand.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 23:47:46 ago (+1/-0)

Cant fin butyric acid in any Herhsey's products.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 05:53:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 03:46:33 ago (+0/-0)

My wife isn't American, and on her first trip to the USA, she bought some Hershey's Kisses out of a vending machine.

They literally tasted like the smell of cockroaches. Even I thought they were disgusting, and I grew up with them. We threw them out. She was put off Hershey's for years after that.

She's had them again since, and for whatever reason, they tasted fine the next time around. But yeah, Hershey's is cockroach vomit compared to European chocolate.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 05:54:59 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 01:53:31 ago (+0/-0)

Europeans are kidding the themselves with this lore.

Feeds into their holier than thou take on life.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 21:45:16 ago (+0/-0)

man ive had hersheys once in my life and it tasted like absolute shit. it was like having a mouth full of pure cocoa.

i guess now i know why.

cadburies isnt much better. you want good chocolate you buy milka.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 19:35:48 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know how Hershey's still exists. I don't think I know a single person who thinks it tastes even remotely good. The only thing the company has going for them is Reese's, and they didn't even create Reese's; the bought the company out.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 17:15:56 ago (+0/-0)

Friendly reminder that the big, non local chocolate companies use African child slavery to get their cocoa.

This is the only case I would say everyone should stay away from local producers.

[ - ] ClitorisDestroyer 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 17:08:28 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 17:36:04 ago (+1/-0)

Milka used to be good... 20 years ago
nowadays the product is full of sugar and oil instead of cacao solids
they also add (((soy))) lecithin as emulsifier

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 21:47:47 ago (+0/-0)*

milka is fucking epic. couldnt get it here in almost a decade.

nowadays the product is full of sugar and oil instead of cacao

it has all of that. its chocolate, its how its made.

soy lecithin

so what youre saying is...

milka chocolate is made the same way as chocolate.

anything you buy that is or has powder in it, will have an emulsifier in it.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 16:40:50 ago (+0/-0)

Hershey’s is fucking disgusting. Fight me

[ - ] totalniggerdeath 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 12:33:57 ago (+0/-0)

Eating chocolate is fucking gay anyway, stop consooming sugar.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:35:39 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 23:36:29 ago (+1/-0)

Personally, I can’t take milk chocolate anymore.
Dark chocolate is much more rich and flavorful without being sweetened with a bunch of shit.
My wife is successful with weight watchers and bakes all kinds of yummy stuff with dark chocolate, honey, and other stuff like almond flour, etc… (or whatever she uses.) a cupcake is only a few points with raspberry/blackberry “icing”…

There is no fucking need for high fructose corn syrup in chocolate!

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 17:38:11 ago (+0/-0)

Unironically

you know what dark chocolate contains?
Zinc.
and Zinc is responsible for reproduction of testosterone and semen
infact eating dark chocolate RAISES testosterone (provided there is no added sugar, because sugar LOWERS testosterone)
be warned though, chocolate contains a lotta fats and carbs
so even if it's without sugar you should still eat in moderation/and or commit to exercise.

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[ - ] gabara -2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 19:02:05 ago (+0/-2)

I got a lil ogre