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[ - ] account deleted by user 7 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 19:04:38 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel [op] 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 19:06:00 ago (+4/-0)

my ex sent that to a wrong phone number and it ended with us writing an affidavit explaining the navy seal copy pasta so her uncle didn't get restraining ordered

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 19:06:38 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 19:10:15 ago (+2/-0)

This was to Judge, excerpt that was presumably read aloud in court:


On May 12, 2019 I began receiving rambling texts from phone number of xxxxxxxxx. I responded to those texts using a popular meme referencing a preposterous story of a navy seal sniper that wields a secret network of spies across the USA and is capable of tracing people’s location. See Exhibit...

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 20:48:03 ago (+1/-0)

I'm fucking crying, op. I want to watch a 20 minute episode of this on Audit the Audit.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 20:56:53 ago (+4/-0)*

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll ---- fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 20:32:39 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 20:56:55 ago (+3/-0)

The jew cries out in pain as he strikes at you.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 21:50:01 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 19:27:49 ago (+2/-0)

You can climb the walls like spiderman

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 21:55:47 ago (+1/-0)

Youre both faggots.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:48:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 17, 2021 00:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

Pornfag tag

lol. Ruqqus is dead, but that's pretty good.

[ - ] voatersarefucktards 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 16, 2021 21:38:31 ago (+1/-1)

I find it hilarious how he's living rent free in your heads. Jesus. Just ignore him you morons.