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Stop me if you've heard this one.

A negress, a mudslime and a disabled asian walk into a forest. They apparently find magic swords that grant them the power of hugs and understanding.

No, that's not a joke. Well, I mean it is a joke, but it's a joke played on all of gaming.

Introducing KreatureKind.

"KreatureKind is an approachable and wholesome Card Battler/Deck Builder game about helping monsters, rather than killing them."

It's an estrogen-filled rip-off of Undertale where an impossibly diverse cast of characters is possibly using magic artifacts to brainwash folklore creatures. At least that's the way I want to think about it because taking it at face value hurts my balls like the second shot.

What struck me right off the bat was the fucking wheelchair the danger-hair is sitting in. It appears that combat wheelchair bit from D&D wasn't just a bump in the road (pun intended).

The "game" is being made by Valiant Game Studio. Yes, they're Swedish. They've also got two prior games under their belt; both being point and click adventure titles.

From their second game, Pendula Swing.

"A unique protagonist - you are playing as Brialynne, the most famous hero this world has ever seen! You are a celebrity and richer than you can imagine

Diverse characters - from LGBTQ+ to wheelchairs, you will encounter various characters with unique personalities, tastes and sometimes disabilities

Iconic 1920s stories & landmarks with a fantasy twist

Progressive dating options - date a variety of characters of diverse genders and relationship preferences

Lots of Cute Pets you can actually pet

... and much more!"

There's that wheelchair again!

I'm honestly at a loss for words. It's like they looked at the harshest possible stereotype of soy faggotry and went "Yes! That!".

They're still looking for a publisher and funding for KreatureKind. God help us if they find it.

Archive Links:

https://archive.is/Yd8Ee - KreatureKind Official Site.

https://youtu.be/4g3uogvq_kI - Announcement Trailer.

https://archive.is/uZQRI - My article on the Combat Wheelchair.

https://archive.is/Wyf1J - Pendulum Swing Official Site (sorry it cuts off half the page - just go to the actual page for the full faggotry).