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My girlfriend accused me of cheating.

submitted by deleted to Jokes 2.8 yearsJun 8, 2021 18:50:18 ago (+39/-1)     (Jokes)*

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[ - ] Splooge 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 9, 2021 01:30:15 ago (+2/-0)

One time, I was hanging out in the barracks when 1st Sergeant stormed in.

He looked around wildly for a second then marched back out, yelling:

"ALL RIGHT YOU HOMOS, I'M GONNA BE IN MY OFFICE SO DON'T BOTHER ME. IF YOU SEE MY GIRLFRIEND, TELL HER I'M NOT HERE, IF YOU SEE MY FIANCE TELL HER I'M NOT HERE, IF YOU SEE MY WIFE TELL HER I'M NOT HERE."

Made me kek.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 8, 2021 23:22:57 ago (+3/-1)

God bless wives and girlfriends.

May they never meet.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 8, 2021 23:52:49 ago (+1/-0)

sounds like you have a little floozy on the side?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 9, 2021 02:15:08 ago (+1/-0)

No. But if I did, I wouldn't want the missus to meet her.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 9, 2021 02:15:58 ago (+1/-0)

yeah, missuses are like that - unfriendly an' all.