One time, I was hanging out in the barracks when 1st Sergeant stormed in.
He looked around wildly for a second then marched back out, yelling:
"ALL RIGHT YOU HOMOS, I'M GONNA BE IN MY OFFICE SO DON'T BOTHER ME. IF YOU SEE MY GIRLFRIEND, TELL HER I'M NOT HERE, IF YOU SEE MY FIANCE TELL HER I'M NOT HERE, IF YOU SEE MY WIFE TELL HER I'M NOT HERE."
[ + ] Splooge
[ - ] Splooge 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 9, 2021 01:30:15 ago (+2/-0)
He looked around wildly for a second then marched back out, yelling:
"ALL RIGHT YOU HOMOS, I'M GONNA BE IN MY OFFICE SO DON'T BOTHER ME. IF YOU SEE MY GIRLFRIEND, TELL HER I'M NOT HERE, IF YOU SEE MY FIANCE TELL HER I'M NOT HERE, IF YOU SEE MY WIFE TELL HER I'M NOT HERE."
Made me kek.
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 8, 2021 23:22:57 ago (+3/-1)
May they never meet.
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 8, 2021 23:52:49 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 9, 2021 02:15:08 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 9, 2021 02:15:58 ago (+1/-0)