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What's your Christian denomination and why?

submitted by MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers to religion 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 17:10:56 ago (+4/-1)     (religion)



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[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 17:52:34 ago (+6/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 18:13:16 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 19:04:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 19:59:08 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] mattsixteen24 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 21:47:02 ago (+2/-0)*

That means you're protestant (bible alone). This is what protestants believe and it's illogical because everyone becomes their own church hence the thousands of protestant sects who all contradict each other because they believe they have the right interpretation of the bible. The protestant heresy didn't exist until 16th century with Martin Luther who has led billions of souls to hell. The truth is that Satan is deceiving everyone today because we are close to the end of time. Even inside God's own Church, the Roman Catholic Church which is now occupied by agents of satan. See this: https://novusordowatch.org/start-here/

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 22:46:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Goatboy 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 18:49:32 ago (+2/-0)

Absurdist- First Church of the Free Man, because the universe is absurd.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 19:22:22 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 17:43:51 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] NeoNazirite 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 20:23:35 ago (+3/-0)

Yahweh isn't Satan. And Jehovah is a made up word from the phonetic pronunciation of YHWH (because kikes wouldn't say Yahweh) filled with the vowels of adonai.

Our Bibles were kiked several times

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 21:47:47 ago (+0/-0)

Joshua

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 21:56:11 ago (+1/-0)

Yeshua = Joshua

Jehovah = Yahovah = Yahowah

I've learned that nobody knows how YHWH was pronounced, and yohowah was created using the vowels of the word that replaced Yahweh: adonai, which means lord (Baal also means lord, leading to the belief that it was translated by kikes who hate Yahweh and Christ)

[ - ] Love240 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 22:56:59 ago (+0/-0)

I would postulate that we do know how YHWH is pronounced, because it was used as the name of the Roman God Jupiter, as the Roman people are descendants of Israel and practiced syncretism, which is the combining of different beliefs, while blending practices of various schools of thought.
Jupiter comes from combining Jove, the name of their Primary God and Pater, meaning Father. Jove wasn't pronounced like English, the J makes a y sound in Latin and the v is a w. It would have been pronounced Yahweh. It's not really foreign, I mean, even the Hebrew pronunciation is known, the rumor is just spread that we don't know just like all of their other lies. At least the KJV makes it obvious what was replaced so you can read it however you want if you want. (Capitalizes LORD for YHWH, uses God for Elohim, etc.).

In the Greek we're left without further explanation. I would put forth that It is trivial if you are actually speaking to God. He knows your heart, I speak English and use "LORD" to address the Father, and acknowledge that his name is Holy. What more can man do?

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 23:09:59 ago (+0/-0)

All is vanity.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 19:28:40 ago (+2/-1)

The god of the Old Testament, Jehovah, is Yaldabaoth/Satan.

I cannot agree more with that sentence. The jews left their own record of them constantly failing to be worthy of the covenant they had with the Jehovah. I see no indication that God the Father of Jesus is even remotely the same deity as Jehovah, who was the god of the jews. The jews wrote scripture in their own image and left a pretty damning record of their narcissism and evil character.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 20:25:20 ago (+2/-0)

Dude, we fail over and over again, just like those Israelites ... because we are those Israelites.

Jews are edomites, cainites, and canaanites

[ - ] MicahReno 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 19:11:35 ago (+1/-0)

No denomination. They are all fagots saying their way is the only way, to get money

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 17:56:52 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers [op] 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 18:59:34 ago (+3/-0)

insightful, but why are you always writing some words in caps and others in lowercase? seriously, that makes your comments awkward to read

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 19:03:03 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] King_of_the_Cucks 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 19:45:37 ago (+1/-0)

Because boomer....

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 19:18:09 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] knije_tahou 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 11:02:19 ago (+0/-0)

Identity Christian. I listen to the sermons of Pastor Sheldon Emry. They are all archived online.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 10:36:32 ago (+0/-0)

Not a christian, atheist.

But if I were to be some form of Christian, I'd take my religion straight from the source, I'd follow the Bible, read the whole thing start to finish, then assume any contradictions can be resolved by what comes later over what comes earlier, with the red text (words ascribed to Jesus himself) as the ultimate authority.

I'd becone a Christian communist and get killed off, basically, bit ot wouldn't matter since the point is to achieve salvation from the original sin, and get into heaven.

[ - ] Cmonthisismyname 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 02:56:21 ago (+0/-0)

I'm an Elohist. The word Elohim was translated to God, but is actually Gods.
I believe the children of promise have a spritual Father and Mother, the Spirit and the bride in Rev 22.
I believe Christianity has been corrupted since 4th century and Catholic/Protestant churches follow teachings of men, exalting pope over God.

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 23:38:50 ago (+0/-0)

Teutonic

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 22:05:39 ago (+0/-0)*

I'm a Roman Catholic. I take the sedevacantist position. I was raised in the Novus Ordo church (the church everyone believes is the Catholic Church), but stopped going in my teens because the Novus Ordo pushes you away from God because it's not the Church anymore and it doesn't teach you the faith. It's become a heretical sect with its heretical clerics who claim to be Catholic but are not. They follow the religion of Vatican II.

The truth is that man has become so wicked and evil is in this world in our modern times that the true Church of Christ which has stood for over 2000 years is in ECLIPSE. It's the greatest deception ever. Greater than the jewish deception. Rome has lost the Faith and is the seat of the antichrist as prophesied by our Lady of La Salette and other Saints.

On October 13, 1884, after Pope Leo XIII had finished celebrating Mass in the Vatican Chapel, attended by a few Cardinals and members of the Vatican staff, he suddenly stopped at the foot of the altar. He stood there for about 10 minutes, as if in a trance, his face ashen white. Then, going immediately from the Chapel to his office, he composed the prayer to St. Michael, with instructions it be said after all Low Masses everywhere. When asked what had happened, he explained that, as he was about to leave the foot of the altar, he suddenly heard voices - two voices, one kind and gentle, the other guttural and harsh. They seemed to come from near the tabernacle. As he listened, he heard the following conversation:

The guttural voice, the voice of Satan in his pride, boasting to Our Lord: "I can destroy your Church"

The gentle voice of Our Lord: "You can? Then go ahead and do so."

Satan: "To do so, I need more time and more power."

Our Lord: "How much time? How much power?

Satan: "75 to 100 years, and a greater power over those who will give themselves over to my service."

Our Lord: "You have the time, you will have the power. Do with them what you will."


Following some Highlights from Our Lady of La Salette's 1846 Prophesies:

"In the year 1864, Lucifer together with a large number of demons will be loosed from hell; ...they will put an end to faith little by little, even in those dedicated to God. They will blind them in such a way, that, unless they are blessed with a special grace, these people will take on the spirit of these angels of hell; several religious institutions will lose all faith and will lose many souls.

The priests, ministers of my Son, by their wicked lives, by their impiety in the celebration of the holy mysteries, by their love of money, their love of honors and pleasures, the priest have become cesspools of impurity. Woe to the priests and to those dedicated to God who by their unfaithfulness and their wicked lives are crucifying my Son again!

Churches will be locked up or desecrated. Priests and religious orders will be hunted down, and made to die a cruel death. Several will abandon the faith and a great number of priests and members of religious orders will break away from the true religion; among these people will even be bishops.

Extraordinary prodigies will abound everywhere because the true faith has been extinguished and the false light illuminates the world. Woe to the princes of the Church who only concern themselves with the accumulations of riches, protect their authority and rule with pride.

The true faith of the Lord having been forgotten, each individual will want to be on his own and be superior to the people of the same identity. They will abolish civil rights as well as ecclesiastics, all order and all justice would be trampled underfoot and only homicides, hate, jealously, lies and dissention would be soon without love for country or family.

All the governments will have one and the same plan, which will be to abolish and do away with every religious principle, to make way for materialism, atheism, spiritualism and vice of all kinds...there will be desecration of holy places. In convents the flowers of the Church will decompose and the devil will make himself like the king of hearts.

May those in charge of religious communities be on their guard against the people they must receive, for the devil will resort to all his evil tricks to introduce sinners into religious orders, for disorder and the love of carnal pleasures will spread all over the earth. THE CHURCH WILL BE IN ECLIPSE. ROME WILL LOSE THE FAITH AND BECOME THE SEAT OF THE ANTICHRIST."

http://www.dailycatholic.org/issue/12Lent/lent1leg.htm

https://novusordowatch.org/start-here/

[ - ] AloisH 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 21:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

Those catholics have history going for them but I failed catholic school so I cant be one of them.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 21:18:18 ago (+0/-0)

NO DENOMINATION. That's fake. We can fight back without a denomination holding us back.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 20:18:52 ago (+0/-0)

Denomination, doctrine, "isms"...

I reject them all along with their false prophets. I just believe in the word of God.

Why? Because I read the Bible

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 20:11:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] MadJack 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 18:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

Just a Christian, but I believe in the gospel of Grace.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2021 18:17:08 ago (+0/-0)

Why are there denominations anyway?

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