Super Mario Land. The goal of the game is to chase out an alien invader from your land. An alien that hypnotized all the citizens to be loyal to him, no less.
By the way, the most based Zelda game is Ocarina of Time, where you have to defeat a hook-nosed villain that came from the desert, sweet talked the King and then usurped power to bring ruin upon the land.
Only the Arcade version. In the GameBoy version with the same title you make friends with Donkey Kong at the end. (But not before blatantly imitating King Kong, to rub it in that their lawyers won that case.)
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By the way, the most based Zelda game is Ocarina of Time, where you have to defeat a hook-nosed villain that came from the desert, sweet talked the King and then usurped power to bring ruin upon the land.
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Saving white women by stomping apes.
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