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Predator: Skulls to match Terminator in casting mistakes.

submitted by WittyUserName to oneangrygamer 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 18:22:38 ago (+18/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Having learned nothing from the destruction wreaked on the Terminator franchise, Predator is being rebooted with one of Hollywood's favorite ideas - the 90 lb woman who can somehow kick the ass of people twice or even three times her size.

And don't you worry. They plan to work just as much woke into the idea as humanly possible.

"While she’s no Arnold Schwarzenegger in terms of physical stature (few are) Amber Midthunder brings some action chops to the big screen in this new role. With one of the truly great last names around, Midthunder has been playing Kerry Loudermilk on FX’s Legion through its first three seasons. She’ll now star in this Predator reboot film which is a bit light on overall details as it stands right now. According to the press release, Midthunder will play a Comanche woman who eschews some of the rules of her tribe in order to become a 'warrior'. How this fits into the killer alien piece isn’t totally clear at this point."

Woman? Check.
Rejecting gender norms? Check.
Minority? Check.
Playing to positive stereotypes about minority? Check.

The rumors that the setting is the American Civil War (rather than follow the "highly evolved autism" angle last time) will also allow for another of Hollywood's favorite plot devices - the evil white man.

Nothing to do but kick back and wait for the inevitable train wreck.

Archived links:

https://archive.is/UEu7p - Giant Freaking Robot Article.

https://archive.is/C9wnv - Movieweb Article.

https://archive.is/BadAW - Screenrant Article.


12 comments block


[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 18:26:20 ago (+10/-0)

Comanche?

Her super powers are based on METH.
And the entire movie is probably just crazy hallucinations from being up for fourteen days.

[ - ] dalai_llama 6 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 18:25:36 ago (+6/-0)

The movie industry was and always will be a cesspool of kikery and leftist brainwashing propaganda.

Just because theu reeled you in when you were a kid doesn't mean their material is good or worth preserving.

[ - ] Latexbeat5nud1ty 5 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 18:35:21 ago (+5/-0)

Remember that this is not for making shekhels or shit. It's about sending the message and tuning the brains of the young kids born with iPads and iPhones. This world will be fucked if this goes on without any setback.

Every single thing you like as a man will be replaced by a nigger or a wamen or a faggot.

Sad state of affairs. The thing is I do not know why Kikery is going on an exponential state rather than the low key shit ?

[ - ] WittyUserName [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 18:36:40 ago (+1/-0)

Arrogance. The mask gets removed when they think they have enough power. It's like spiking the ball at the 10-yard line.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 21:40:25 ago (+1/-0)

Even before I was red pilled,I wouldn't have watched this shit.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 18:39:32 ago (+3/-0)

This must be a money laundering scheme. These kikes seem far too willing to lose money producing utter shit like this. At least cape shit movies are profitable.

[ - ] underpants 3 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 18:34:08 ago (+3/-0)

they never fucking learn

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 18:30:13 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 22:20:30 ago (+2/-0)

And the inevitable complaints when nobody goes to see it.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 23:24:37 ago (+0/-0)

The Predator right now: "Hmm, do I start with a piece of leg, thigh or breast?"

[ - ] WigSplitter 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 21:23:01 ago (+0/-0)

The Predator doesn’t typically kill women. But I hope he kills her.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2.9 yearsMay 23, 2021 21:24:50 ago (+0/-1)

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