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What a fucking moron. All he had to do was wet the bed a few times.

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 2.9 yearsMay 21, 2021 13:44:05 ago (+6/-0)     (abcnews.go.com)

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/sheriff-army-trainee-hijacked-bus-escape-77826818

its not like claiming youre gay will get you out anymore.


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[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 21, 2021 15:32:44 ago (+1/-0)

He sounds like the perfect recruit for a progressive army that is banned from winning any wars. In 6 months he'll be back in uniform with an ample supply of prescription drugs.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 21, 2021 15:12:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 21, 2021 21:05:40 ago (+1/-0)

if he didnt like boot camp hes gonna love Leavenworth

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 21, 2021 13:53:46 ago (+0/-0)

“My back hurts”

And repeat...