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One-liners that may get you laid, slapped, or laughed at. Maybe all three.

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I'm a private investigator     (PickupLines)
submitted by oyveyo to PickupLines 1 week ago (+6/-0)
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I'm here to investigate your privates.
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ayy shawty I herd you a dishwarsher?     (PickupLines)
submitted by Anus_Expander to PickupLines 1 week ago (+4/-0)
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Kin I drop a big load in you?
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Hi! I am a waiter!     (PickupLines)
submitted by Anus_Expander to PickupLines 1 week ago (+5/-1)
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I would love to push in your stool!
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For @GoWithIt     (PickupLines)
submitted by GrayDragon to PickupLines 2 weeks ago (+4/-1)
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Heya cutie, where did your peurto rican ass come in?
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"you enchant me." Re-posted to more appropriate subverse.     (www.msn.com)
submitted by paul_neri to PickupLines 2 months ago (+3/-1)
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Your country needs you. I am an undercover FBI agent, and I need your help under the covers.     (PickupLines)
submitted by oyveyo to PickupLines 3 months ago (+8/-1)
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Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, and carbon?      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by lord_nougat to PickupLines 3 months ago (+25/-0)
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Hey baby, are you a seismologist?      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by lord_nougat to PickupLines 3 months ago (+10/-0)
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are you a parking ticket     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by VaccineWaters to PickupLines 3 months ago (+27/-0)
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Meet girl in park good     (PickupLines)
submitted by VitaminSieg to PickupLines 3 months ago (+12/-2)
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Park meat in girl better
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Roses are red, violets are blue..     (PickupLines)
submitted by dirtywhiteboy to PickupLines 3 months ago (+27/-3)
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TOTAL NIGGERKIKEFAGGOT DEATH

O/
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I successfully used this one when I first started dating my wife.     (PickupLines)
submitted by WillisJaxson to PickupLines 3 months ago (+20/-2)
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You: repeatedly keep looking at your watch
Her: "Why do you keep looking at your watch? Do you need to leave?"
You: "Oh, no. Not at all. My watch communicates with me telepathically and I was just listening to it."
Her: "Oh yeah? And what's it saying?"
You: "It says you're not wearing any panties."
Her: "Ha! Well it's wrong."
You: tapping watch "Yeah, it's always been running a little fast."
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Don't talk to me unless you have pink nipples.     (PickupLines)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to PickupLines 3 months ago (+6/-0)
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You'd be amazed how many mauve nipple girls will challenge you.
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Want to get a pizza and have some sex?     (PickupLines)
submitted by bosunmoon to PickupLines 3 months ago (+13/-0)
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What? you don't like pizza?
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Are you a cigarette? Because I want to put your butt in my mouth.      (PickupLines)
submitted by HomerSampson to PickupLines 3 months ago (+12/-4)
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Let's not turn this rape into a murder.     (PickupLines)
submitted by GrayDragon to PickupLines 3 months ago (+30/-2)
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I put the STD in stud.     (PickupLines)
submitted by bosunmoon to PickupLines 3 months ago (+29/-1)
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All I need is U.
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you want the money instead?      (PickupLines)
submitted by NoRefunds to PickupLines 3 months ago (+25/-0)
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This worked a few times for me
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Hey, see that girl over there? help me with pickuplines. I'm gonna ask her out.      (PickupLines)
submitted by Quirckey to PickupLines 3 months ago (+10/-3)
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Yes, that entire thing is the pickup line. Girls get jelaous when they see you're interested in someone else other than them in the room. They also drop their guard when it is just a "friendly chatter" or simulation.

Outcome? she may start playing along or say "Fuck you" and go away. Either way it's a play big or go home move.
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My name is GrayDragon.     (PickupLines)
submitted by GrayDragon to PickupLines 3 months ago (+10/-3)
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All pussy swoons for miles.
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Go Fish     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Yeahyeah to PickupLines 3 months ago (+15/-2)
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Let's get out of here and go to a synagogue     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by oyveyo to PickupLines 3 months ago (+8/-0)
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Roses are red, grass is green...     (PickupLines)
submitted by OoklaTheMok to PickupLines 3 months ago (+7/-2)
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You got a purdy mouth, if you know what I mean.
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You have a pretty smile. Let's talk about how the Jews undermine our morality and government.      (PickupLines)
submitted by DotRwhen to PickupLines 3 months ago (+20/-0)
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